LOL, where should I start. I have two young shiba inus. And they're crazy. They have:

Shredded two rolls of toilet paper all over my room
Shredded an entire chapter book
Dug a hole in my mattress where they can hide
Play tug of war with my socks
Got their head stuck in an oven mitt and was running around the room barking
Run in circles around my boyfriend until the leashes tangle around his legs and he fell
They walk on the back of my couches like it's a tightrope
Come in and find one standing on my kitchen table, looking at me like "What? It's MY table..."
Bury bones and toys in my blankets, every night I have to shake them out before I go to sleep
Dig on my bed in a crazed state until the sheets get hot to the touch
Bark like crazy at their reflections in the mirror or windows

And that's just what I can think of off the top of my head, LOL..