i got friends who write whole song when they go take a dump.
i got friends who write whole song when they go take a dump.
sometimes i feel i *grunt* gottaOriginally Posted by Hondatwin23
RUNAWAY!!!! *grunt*
I got to *grunt* uh GET AWAY!!
lok ok much betterOriginally Posted by BTEC
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i like being super thorough... and take massive shits... shits so big that u gotta flush half breath and shit
thats how i do it!
sometimes if i dont flush it piles up so high I can feel it touch me, its warm.
^hahahaha hasan
it's from hittin them buffetts too hard manOriginally Posted by RaИdomGuy
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Originally Posted by absoludely
aaahaha
^^^hey i know cuz that's what happens when i hit that shit too hard too
Everybody poops.....
It is one of the few places where you can sit and relax, read a magazine, eat a ham sandwhich and drink some soda....
It is Zen. Unity between mind and spirit. Like the water that flows in the river... like the sun that shines... A shit is like spiritual healing. Out goes the negativity and the bad. A new day is born. Birds sing. A rainbow in the sky.
You leave the stall happy, relieved.. satisfied. Ready to face the world again. All is well. Peace be with you.
I got free clear tails with my ride.....
i dnt know nun about eating a sammich and drinking soda while blowing up the bathroom. not an appetizing scent if u know what i mean.Originally Posted by ISAtlanta300
^ i do agree
lol, i think i've done that too
LIRL !!!Originally Posted by RaИdomGuy
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NY STAY HIGH !!!
nasty fuckas
what the fuck is LIRL?! :confused:
have any of you tried an Enema??
lirl, been on the intarweb long? haha, j/k. lirl = laughing in real life.Originally Posted by xJadieMx
and no, enemas sound like they suck, big time...
Talking about shits....
One time, I do not know what I ate, but I shat all three types of shit... Liquid, semi-soft, and hard !! All at the same time !! First it was diarrhea like.... next was the semi-soft, like a smoothie ice cream.. and last one was hard... It was the weirdest thing. True story !
I got free clear tails with my ride.....
happens all the time man, it just depends on how many meals since ur last one![]()
I'm a weirdo in the bathroom haha, Between readin' books and usin' the hair dryer cause my bathroom is always cold as hell, ya... i guess it may seem weird to others, but it's so relaxing just to hang out in there and read.. Plus, thats the only time I can force myself to read, once i"m outta the bathroom I got too many other cool things to take up time heh.
does anyone turn on tha shower and make it really hot in tha bathroom to make it like asauna.....and then shit.
i do that if it hard for me to shit. jus tha sound of tha water and tha warmness relaxes you. lol sounds funny but it actuly works
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i took some cute pics of my turds today...anyone want to see?
depends if i have to go i have to go... but if not then ill take my time.. and read some teen magazines harhar
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lmao reminds me at work i walk in n tere's a guy in stall playin a video game on his cell n u hear the noises the game makes lolOriginally Posted by ECMgarrett
project- boost coming soon!
Stop sticking fruit in your butt.Originally Posted by Tasuki_Civic
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I can't believe there's a thread this long about shitting.. that's kinda disgusting guys...
I'm usually in and out pretty quickly... but the worst thing EVAR is when I gotta take a shit right after I get out of the shower. If I'm not running late to work or something I usually hop back in a shower afterwards.... it's like "Well I feel all dirty again now"... I dunno maybe I'm just weird....
Fuck stance. Stance is for kids in skinny jeans with Justin Beiber haircuts. You don't need stance when you got swagger.
hmm well sometimes u dont feel like your done or u got the shits or something and u dont trust ureself getting up.
well i know it takes me a while.....dont really know why but it does lol i like to make sure im done b4 i stand up and walk away....plus i Like reading in there....its the only place i do read,other than these forums >.> im not constipated i just dont seem to have a Loose ass i guess =-D its like tryin to make a Shit Diamond. kinda makes me wonder about the guys who take 2 sec shits =-o
Life is a thought, think about it.