I know this a is a lil foul but........

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04-20-2006, 04:38 PM
Hondatwin23

i got friends who write whole song when they go take a dump.
04-20-2006, 04:42 PM
BTEC

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Originally Posted by Hondatwin23

i got friends who write whole song when they go take a dump.

sometimes i feel i *grunt* gotta
RUNAWAY!!!! *grunt*
I got to *grunt* uh GET AWAY!!
04-20-2006, 05:10 PM
ShooterMcGavin

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Originally Posted by BTEC

im saying either somebody would want to lick her ass bc the flavor may be that like a starbucks cappucino.

Or they would stay away form starbucks bc the flavor of their product would be close to the way shit tastes.

lok ok much better :goodjob:
04-20-2006, 11:32 PM
RandomGuy

i like being super thorough... and take massive shits... shits so big that u gotta flush half breath and shit

thats how i do it!
sometimes if i dont flush it piles up so high I can feel it touch me, its warm.
04-20-2006, 11:39 PM
PSINXS

^hahahaha hasan
04-20-2006, 11:43 PM
ShooterMcGavin

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaИdomGuy

i like being super thorough... and take massive shits... shits so big that u gotta flush half breath and shit

thats how i do it!
sometimes if i dont flush it piles up so high I can feel it touch me, its warm.

it's from hittin them buffetts too hard man :D
04-20-2006, 11:50 PM
Tasuki_Civic

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Originally Posted by absoludely

it's from hittin them buffetts too hard man :D

aaahaha
04-21-2006, 12:19 AM
ShooterMcGavin

^^^hey i know cuz that's what happens when i hit that shit too hard too
04-21-2006, 05:06 PM
ISAtlanta300

Everybody poops.....

It is one of the few places where you can sit and relax, read a magazine, eat a ham sandwhich and drink some soda....

It is Zen. Unity between mind and spirit. Like the water that flows in the river... like the sun that shines... A shit is like spiritual healing. Out goes the negativity and the bad. A new day is born. Birds sing. A rainbow in the sky.

You leave the stall happy, relieved.. satisfied. Ready to face the world again. All is well. Peace be with you.
04-21-2006, 05:12 PM
BTEC

Quote:

Originally Posted by ISAtlanta300

Everybody poops.....

It is one of the few places where you can sit and relax, read a magazine, eat a ham sandwhich and drink some soda....

It is Zen. Unity between mind and spirit. Like the water that flows in the river... like the sun that shines... A shit is like spiritual healing. Out goes the negativity and the bad. A new day is born. Birds sing. A rainbow in the sky.

You leave the stall happy, relieved.. satisfied. Ready to face the world again. All is well. Peace be with you.

i dnt know nun about eating a sammich and drinking soda while blowing up the bathroom. not an appetizing scent if u know what i mean.
04-21-2006, 10:10 PM
Tasuki_Civic

^ i do agree
04-21-2006, 10:30 PM
ironchef

Im taking a shit while writing this. Hooray for wireless internet and laptops.
04-22-2006, 12:46 AM
ShooterMcGavin

lol, i think i've done that too
04-24-2006, 05:48 PM
The Golden Child

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaИdomGuy

i like being super thorough... and take massive shits... shits so big that u gotta flush half breath and shit

thats how i do it!
sometimes if i dont flush it piles up so high I can feel it touch me, its warm.

LIRL !!! :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
04-24-2006, 05:57 PM
Tasuki_Civic

nasty fuckas
04-24-2006, 06:12 PM
xJadieMx

what the fuck is LIRL?! :confused:

have any of you tried an Enema??
04-24-2006, 07:37 PM
ShooterMcGavin

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Originally Posted by xJadieMx

what the fuck is LIRL?! :confused:

have any of you tried an Enema??

lirl, been on the intarweb long? haha, j/k. lirl = laughing in real life.

and no, enemas sound like they suck, big time...
04-24-2006, 10:09 PM
ISAtlanta300

Talking about shits....

One time, I do not know what I ate, but I shat all three types of shit... Liquid, semi-soft, and hard !! All at the same time !! First it was diarrhea like.... next was the semi-soft, like a smoothie ice cream.. and last one was hard... It was the weirdest thing. True story !
04-24-2006, 10:13 PM
ShooterMcGavin

happens all the time man, it just depends on how many meals since ur last one :D
04-24-2006, 11:41 PM
HyPer50

I'm a weirdo in the bathroom haha, Between readin' books and usin' the hair dryer cause my bathroom is always cold as hell, ya... i guess it may seem weird to others, but it's so relaxing just to hang out in there and read.. Plus, thats the only time I can force myself to read, once i"m outta the bathroom I got too many other cool things to take up time heh.
04-25-2006, 12:21 AM
ShooterMcGavin

werd
05-17-2006, 09:50 PM
Tasuki_Civic

does anyone turn on tha shower and make it really hot in tha bathroom to make it like asauna.....and then shit.

i do that if it hard for me to shit. jus tha sound of tha water and tha warmness relaxes you. lol sounds funny but it actuly works
05-17-2006, 10:00 PM
nightracer

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Originally Posted by Tasuki_Civic

does anyone turn on tha shower and make it really hot in tha bathroom to make it like asauna.....and then shit.

i do that if it hard for me to shit. jus tha sound of tha water and tha warmness relaxes you. lol sounds funny but it actuly works

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

REP for you hit me back. :goodjob:
05-18-2006, 02:25 AM
CSquared

Thread tools... unsubcribe.

later.
05-26-2006, 12:37 PM
BLk92DA

i took some cute pics of my turds today...anyone want to see?
05-27-2006, 12:35 PM
Double1Trey6

depends if i have to go i have to go... but if not then ill take my time.. and read some teen magazines harhar
05-27-2006, 02:41 PM
2.3 Evo 8

~Sniff

Tasuki farted!
05-27-2006, 06:25 PM
Tasuki_Civic

** smells like strawberries**
05-27-2006, 09:19 PM
Z33_kid

Quote:

Originally Posted by ECMgarrett

im trying to read and relax, im not in a rush

lmao reminds me at work i walk in n tere's a guy in stall playin a video game on his cell n u hear the noises the game makes lol
05-29-2006, 02:56 AM
2.3 Evo 8

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tasuki_Civic

** smells like strawberries**

Stop sticking fruit in your butt. ;)
05-29-2006, 04:32 AM
SixSquared

I can't believe there's a thread this long about shitting.. that's kinda disgusting guys...

I'm usually in and out pretty quickly... but the worst thing EVAR is when I gotta take a shit right after I get out of the shower. If I'm not running late to work or something I usually hop back in a shower afterwards.... it's like "Well I feel all dirty again now"... I dunno maybe I'm just weird....
05-30-2006, 01:31 AM
p81255

hmm well sometimes u dont feel like your done or u got the shits or something and u dont trust ureself getting up.
05-30-2006, 11:21 AM
YoTa_BoX

well i know it takes me a while.....dont really know why but it does lol i like to make sure im done b4 i stand up and walk away....plus i Like reading in there....its the only place i do read,other than these forums >.> im not constipated i just dont seem to have a Loose ass i guess =-D its like tryin to make a Shit Diamond. kinda makes me wonder about the guys who take 2 sec shits =-o

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