Church signs???

[ISAtlanta300]

Ok so i love reading the signs on five forks... "CHURCH IS A GIFT FROM GOD, ASSEMBLY REQUIRED"... ok where in the bible does it say you have to go to church to worship god

No where. A church is a house of worship. Just like a library is a place to read books and gather knowledge. You can do both at your house, but you can go to either if you want to go to a quieter place with no distractions.

why do churches have to advertise or use scare tatics to get people in the doors???

I guess it is up to the church on what they do. I know churches that do neither. The only sign you will find outside is that of what religion it is.

[xliv2racex]

HaHa yeah,
for the readers of IA look up:
revolution by george barna. its a good book worth a read and it tells where (statistically) churchs like that are headed. and what is next to take their place. Keep in mind this is Christian reading so other religions might not accept it. but it has some pretty solid theology in it.