PEOPLE OF ALL RELIGIONS!!!!!

[quickdodge®]

How Many Church Members Does it Take to Change A Light Bulb?

Charismatic: Only one. Hands already in the air.

Pentecostals: Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

Presbyterians: None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times.

Roman Catholic: None. Candles only.

Baptists: At least 15. One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad.

Episcopalians: Three. One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was.

Mormons: Five. One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.

Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.

Methodists: Undetermined. Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Church-wide lighting service is planned for Sunday. Bring bulb of your choice and a covered dish.

Nazarene: Six. One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.

Lutherans: None. Lutherans don't believe in change.

Amish: Light bulb?

Later, QD.

[Jimmy B]

thats good.. lol..

funny, but true! haha

and im baptist!

[{X}Echo419]

"all religons" looks like 13 different denominations of christianity. Later 419

[ISAtlanta300]

How Many Church Members Does it Take to Change A Light Bulb?

Charismatic: Only one. Hands already in the air.

Pentecostals: Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

Presbyterians: None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times.

Roman Catholic: None. Candles only.

Baptists: At least 15. One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad.

Episcopalians: Three. One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was.

Mormons: Five. One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.

Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.

Methodists: Undetermined. Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Church-wide lighting service is planned for Sunday. Bring bulb of your choice and a covered dish.

Nazarene: Six. One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.

Lutherans: None. Lutherans don't believe in change.

Amish: Light bulb?

Later, QD.

LOL


Atheist: None. We don't believe in changing lightbulbs

Agnostic: I know there is a lightbulb, and I know that it must need changing, but it is beyond me on the why and how to do it.

Jehova's witness: 144.000 will change the lightbulb and be part of the rapture. The rest will perish in total darkness, only contrasted by the fires of hell.

Satanist: None. Total darkness is preferred.

[mocha latte cupcake]

Later 419



!!! he copied QD??!?!?! is that legal!

[obd1kenobi]

"all religons" looks like 13 different denominations of christianity. Later 419

Thats great, you are my Hero!!!

[quickdodge®]

"all religons" looks like 13 different denominations of christianity. Later 419

Uhhhhh. Hmmmmmmmmmm. Uhhhhhh. Ok. If you say so. Later, QD.

[Hulud]

Thats great, you are my Hero!!!

wow hes your hero?
you must live a great life...

[Hulud]

Episcopalians: Three. One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was.


Later, QD.

bwahahahaha
my parents are episcopalians, and that is them lol

[{X}Echo419]

Uhhhhh. Hmmmmmmmmmm. Uhhhhhh. Ok. If you say so. Later, QD.

thank you. Later 419

[Hulud]

thanks you. Later 419

thanks you....?

[obd1kenobi]

wow hes your hero?
you must live a great life...

cause he copied QD thats why, And my life is ok, could be better, but hey you know how it is!

[{X}Echo419]

thanks you....?

opps, it's early cut me some slack .
fixed.

[quickdodge®]

^^^ I'm thinking your a fuccing idiot. What did your post have to do with this thread anyway? Later, QD.

[{X}Echo419]

^^^ I'm thinking your a fuccing idiot. What did your post have to do with this thread anyway? Later, QD.

I think you're(not your. it's not my fuccing idot) a fuccing cry baby. I was just having a little fun; and you have to start with the name calling.

"all religons" looks like 13 different denominations of christianity. Later 419

this is what my orginal post had to do with this thread. I think it's pretty clear. Auf weidersein, vier eins neun

[quickdodge®]

What does
""all religons" looks like 13 different denominations of christianity. Later 419

have to do with my post. My high intelligence levels prohibit me from comprehending lower-than-me lifeforms. So, please indulge me and tell me what you meant. Later, QD.

[{X}Echo419]

What does
""all religons" looks like 13 different denominations of christianity. Later 419

have to do with my post. My high intelligence levels prohibit me from comprehending lower-than-me lifeforms. So, please indulge me and tell me what you meant. Later, QD.

Topic: PEOPLE OF ALL RELIGONS
I don't see "ALL RELIGONS" here, unless it's hidden in some Da Vinchi code or something.if you're so damned smart show me where you mention a religon other than a christian denomtion.
in my orginal post I was just questioning why you would title it the way you did. you obviously didn't "get" that.
all you had to do is explain yourself or ignore me and ask me to not use your o-so kewl "Later"
Instead you resort to name calling because you feel embarassed by me using your nifty little catch phrase or maybe it's because I'm somebody's Hero and you're not? whatever it is you've managed to show everybody what an infantile mind you have and how insecure you are.

[quickdodge®]

Lolol @ you and your lack of comprehension skills. I was addressing the goddamn thread to people of all religions. No where in my post did I say that this was how all religions react in this circumstance. And I could give a fucc about what "nifty little catch" phrases you use. Copy me. I don't give a goddamn. Why would I be embarrassed? And I'm pretty sure that anyone on here that you ask, will tell you differently about me and my "infantile" mind. All you had to do, if you couldn't understand the title, was not post or ask someone that knows more than you(which would be just about anyone on the site). Later, QD.

[{X}Echo419]

Lolol @ you and your lack of comprehension skills. I was addressing the goddamn thread to people of all religions. No where in my post did I say that this was how all religions react in this circumstance. And I could give a fucc about what "nifty little catch" phrases you use. Copy me. I don't give a goddamn. Why would I be embarrassed? And I'm pretty sure that anyone on here that you ask, will tell you differently about me and my "infantile" mind. All you had to do, if you couldn't understand the title, was not post or ask someone that knows more than you(which would be just about anyone on the site). Later, QD.

you should know how "PEOPLE OF ALL RELIGONS" could be read. since you're such a smart guy I wonder why didn't you say so the 1st time? I did ask in my 1st post genius. I guess I used to many big words for you, sry.

[quickdodge®]

Yea, but even you should have realized that since all religions weren't represented in my post, that it was the other meaning. Wow. Maybe you have fooled yourself into think you were smart.

BTW, just because you post the word smart, doesn't mean you are. Quit trying to test me. You'll lose. Later, QD.

[Jaimecbr900]

I thought it was funny, and the IA bible thumper.....

[quickdodge®]

^^^ Lolol. I did, too. Later, QD.

[{X}Echo419]

Yea, but even you should have realized that since all religions weren't represented in my post, that it was the other meaning. Wow. Maybe you have fooled yourself into think you were smart.

BTW, just because you post the word smart, doesn't mean you are. Quit trying to test me. You'll lose. Later, QD.

^^^ I'm thinking your a fuccing idiot.

you don't even know the difference between "your" and "you're". some "smart" guy.

"all religons" looks like 13 different denominations of christianity. Later 419

this is my 1st post. I guess it's not clear. I can't help you there.

^^^ I'm thinking your a fuccing idiot. What did your post have to do with this thread anyway? Later, QD.

instead of posting this^. maybe you could have said something like, "it looks like you mis-understood. it is a call of attention to ALL RELIGONS." But I guess that would be to mature for someone as childish as you.
DON'T TEST ME. YOU.WILL.LOSE. and just like the Men's warehouse guy says, "I guarntee it."

[obd1kenobi]

DON'T TEST ME. YOU.WILL.LOSE. and just like the Men's warehouse guy says, "I guarntee it."

[quickdodge®]

You came nowhere close to owning me. It takes more than just pointing out a mistype to do that.

Ask a smart person, any smart person what sense this makes:

"all religons" looks like 13 different denominations of christianity. Later 419

That sentence doesn't look like anything. You, sir/ma'am, whatever, have made my assumption of your whole character come true. Later, QD.

[Kevykev]

damn there's a funny ass pic that was posted in here

you two settle down now.

[Hulud]

this arguement is dumb
for fucks sake you're insulting someone becasue they typed your instead of you're, he probably did that cause no one likes to type more than they have to

[{X}Echo419]

this arguement is dumb
for fucks sake you're insulting someone becasue they typed your instead of you're, he probably did that cause no one likes to type more than they have to

this tuff guy started it by calling me a fuccing idot. he gets what he deserves.

btw:qdyes it does, b/c your only come back is basically "nu uh". shssh. it's not a "mistype" you're missing a comma and a "e".

like I said earlier this whole thing could have been avoided if you had not called me a "fuccing idot".

[Hulud]

so he called you a fuccin idiot, and you come back with its you're.
ok arguement is dumb

[{X}Echo419]

so he called you a fuccin idiot, and you come back with its you're.
ok arguement is dumb

come on. that's just what "started" it. there's a little more to it than that. read the thread.

[quickdodge®]

this tuff guy started it by calling me a fuccing idot. he gets what he deserves.

And what do I "deserve" dumbass? What the hell do you think you will do to me? Not a goddamn thing. Come find me if you think you can. Until then(and even then) I will not have gotten anything.

like I said earlier this whole thing could have been avoided if you had not called me a "fuccing idot".

No. It could have been avoided if you had just either laughed at the "joke" or just no posted at all a stupid comment. What "whole thing" anyway? Fuccing moron. Later, QD.

[ISAtlanta300]

This funny threat went downhill fast...

Too bad. I thought it was funny

[quickdodge®]

^^^ I completely agree, man. It was supposed to just be a joke. Later, QD.

[{X}Echo419]

^^^ I completely agree, man. It was supposed to just be a joke. Later, QD.

yeah, until you called me a fuccing idot.

you fucking idot

[quickdodge®]

No. Until you posted. Later, QD.

[{X}Echo419]

No. Until you posted. Later, QD.

[quickdodge®]

No thanks, shitforbrains. Why don't you find another board to infect? Later, QD.

[obd1kenobi]

have to do with my post. My high intelligence levels prohibit me from comprehending lower-than-me lifeforms. So, please indulge me and tell me what you meant. Later, QD.

Ok this is what i dont get! If's he is such A lower "lifeform" and you're so smart, why are you even wasting your time with this! A person of true intelligence would have been let this shit go!

[quickdodge®]

I thrive off of letting idiots know where they stand in the circle of life. It makes me feel better, as a person smarter than others, when I degrade another person because of their obvious lack of intelligence. That's why. Why is it any of your concern? Later, QD.

[obd1kenobi]

Why is it any of your concern? Later, QD.

Just giving my , thats all