To be guided by faith, is to be.
Is to be mislead.
To be guided by faith, is to be.
Is to be mislead.
Val for President
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed - Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
"Put a gun to my head and paint the walls with my brains"
Val for President
"mother natures a whore", said the shotgun to the head
"You're a MacDonald, not a whore!"
Val for President
"how much you wanna bet I can throw a football over them mountains"![]()
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lolololololololololOriginally Posted by thinkfast
"why the flip is grandma at the sandunes?"
Val for President
she was on a date. she fell and broke her coccyx
LOL
"be sincere...even if you don't mean it"
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Originally Posted by Halfwit
"All things in moderation." - saying I kinda try to remeber any time I start drinking or speeding... it helps!
"ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh because my lips hurt REAL bad!"
"well can you just come pick me up?? idiot!"
ask the nurse I know she has like 5 sticks in her drawer LOL
ahahahhahahahhahah
lol
"think outside the box, or reinvent the box in question"
out side the box ...
'fuck you, fuck you, fuck you...youre cool, fuck you...im out' -scarface
"Yeah, I'm cocky and I am arrogant. But that doesn't mean I'm not a nice person." ~Jeremy Roenick
"Power is a dangerous thing, especially when the person in power is money hungry to the point where he will send innocent people to fight an unnecessary war to kill other innocent people. I wonder how he sleeps at nite with all the blood on his hands."
Val for President
"Patience is the ability to keep your motor idling, while wanting to strip your gears."
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"Sticka and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me."- Co-worker
"Never under estimate the power of stupid people in large groups"
:boobies:
"o'doyle rules!"
"i'm not racist, i hate EVERYBODY"
"Sadness is only temporary, this too shall pass."
LaurenK a.k.a. Mrs. Nixon
Quote of the month:
"Women can't compete with cars. Wheels are like bosoms to men and cars have four of them."
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uhhh, i think your way offOriginally Posted by kilpatty43
Scarface said :SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND
i think your quote is from HALF BAKED
Enterprise Data Resources- Ecommerce Project Manager
-www.usedbarcode.net
^^ he is right... lol
"If if's and but's were candy's and nuts we'd all have a merry freakin christmas"
FC - Death by rotary forever
CRX daily... Gas prices suck, i love my HF
"If u vote for me all your wildest dreams will come true"
"Do they have very large talons"
"What"
"Do they have very large talons"
"I don't understand a word u just said."
"Back in '82 I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quater mile.
Originally Posted by admin
"I live my life 2.5 seconds at a time. I'd do it longer but i have an Open Diff".
FC - Death by rotary forever
CRX daily... Gas prices suck, i love my HF