Originally Posted by
StreetHazard
I have far to many spawn toys in my cube at work, and a couple of transformers that have been smashed and taped back together. my co-workers are dicks but they are just toys, so really how mad are you going to be?
I do weird shit at work, just to keep my coworkers off balance. I hang pictures of other peoples kids in my cube with child drawings and stuff. But I keep swapping out the pictures with different ones periodically. I would make up elaborate stories where I got the kids from when people asked, im "white" so I always got a couple of black kids hanging up and some asian ones. And just vaguely tell people "the stork brought them".
I started pissing off some people when I finally told them I don't have kids, I just wanted an excuse to call in sick like the rest of mommies and daddies in my department. And have spring break and all of Christmas off and I was starting to feel left out, if not almost vilified for not breeding. So I just hung up pictures of strange children.
Parents can get butthurt so easily, especially in corporate america, I guess it wasn't enough to get me fired. Just alot of cold shoulders from people I don't give a fuck about anyway.
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