God I wanna get fucked up tonight, and I don't mean a little "buzzed". I want to come home and immediately start getting fucked up before my girlfriend comes home, so she cannot bitch me out for it because I will already be drunk, naked, and completely incoherent in the middle of the living room floor.

There will be no "how could you drink so much? You have only been home for a fucking hour!"

or "you need to stop this or you will become an alchoholic"

or "Why are you naked?"

no no....I will be far beyond her petty arguments while floating in a sea of liquor and silencing the noisy voices in my head.