What I have come to accept as the truth for the Church, is not knowing their own dogma, that upon study of the bible, one learns that nothing is more feared than knowledge, notably the direct prohibition of Adam eating from the tree of knowledge which is shown very clearly in Genesis, the reason (I believe) that so called Christians are unwise and so unfamiliar with their bible is actually because they believe in God, HE controls all and sees all so they do not have to, whereas we the inquisitive and unafraid are not only tempted by the apple and in agreement with the serpent of Eden, but are also unabashed by the feeble attempts of fear mongering and threats of hell-fire, we the thinkers are not swerved from our lust of learning by childish fables or floods, frost, fire and tom-foolery or shenanagans, nor do we cower in the presence of invisible Gods who try to trick us with talking snakes.

And if anyone prays for me, pray for something good. Like for my girlfriend to have a newfound interest in bi-sexuality, it would help out my relationship by allowing us to hit on women together, and further my aims of a 3-way.