LeVeyan Satanism? Interesting religion - I think most of us follow it too lol

[Nerdsrock22]

try inward, you wouldn't even be a christian if you were raised in Saudi Arabia or Iran, you would be a Muslim. If you were raised in India chances are you would be a Hindu. Unless you want to delude yourself into thinking that you would have always found the glory of the true faith of Jesus Christ.

that topic is being beat to death like a baby seal elsewhere, and faith will always lose when faced against reason and logic, which is obviously being proven (yet again) there.

Cool story bro. I had no idea religions developed regionally. I need to learn me more from dem science books.

And I appreciate the advice to look inward. I had never considered thinking critically about my faith and all, seeing as I was born in the South, was indoctrinated from an early age in VBS (Vacation Brainwashing Seminar), and punished brutally by my God-fearing parents until I succumbed to the will of God (HAVE YOU READ MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY?).

Here's a website of more christian cliches you can use.

I'm sorry that my attendance at a weekly community worship service, decision to live morally as best I can, study of scripture, and monthly visit to assist in an Atlanta-based food shelter holds back the advancement of the human race. I tell you what; I'll stay home from church on Sunday and see if y'all book-learnin' folks can't cook up a cure to AIDS or solve the global energy crisis.