Quote Originally Posted by Total_Blender View Post
So one time I was talking to a Jehovah's witness about how they believe there are only 44,000 or so spots in Heaven. I said "If there are only 44,000 spots, why are y'all out recruiting? Aren't you afraid someone you recruit might take your spot?"

The look on dude's face: priceless
I've heard that one many, many times. Later, QD.