I was being serious. Later, QD.Originally Posted by bu villain
I was being serious. Later, QD.
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So was I...what, there can't be fat ghosts?
It's simple:
x = mass of a soul (kg)
y = density (m^3/kg)
n = number of dead people in heaven
z = volume of heaven (m^3)
% of capacity full heaven is = x*y*n/z
Now if only someone can tell me the values for x,y, and z.
I've heard that one many, many times. Later, QD.So one time I was talking to a Jehovah's witness about how they believe there are only 44,000 or so spots in Heaven. I said "If there are only 44,000 spots, why are y'all out recruiting? Aren't you afraid someone you recruit might take your spot?"
The look on dude's face: priceless
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They used to come visit my mom like once a week. She didn't want to talk to them, but she's not the type to run people off either. At first it was two, then after the third of fourth time they started bringing a whole van-load, and visiting twice a week. Eventually I found out you could call their church and ask to be put on the "do not visit list". So I did that and my parent's haven't been visited since.
The last time they came to my previous house was three years ago. They used to come down through about every other week. I finally let them in. Told them to come into the living room where I had a pentagram outlined on the floor with lit candles at the points. I told them we were just about to start if they wished to join us. They said they had a prior engagement and had to leave.They used to come visit my mom like once a week. She didn't want to talk to them, but she's not the type to run people off either. At first it was two, then after the third of fourth time they started bringing a whole van-load, and visiting twice a week. Eventually I found out you could call their church and ask to be put on the "do not visit list". So I did that and my parent's haven't been visited since.
A few weeks ago I finally got tired of them coming around my present house. They would park their car in front of my house, right on the curb. So I went outside and put my cellphone to my ear and walked around their van pretending to call someone about the van. They ran over from about 3 different houses hollering that they're going to move it. They park on another street now and walk right past my house.
People. Hmmm. Later, QD.
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So one time I was talking to a Jehovah's witness about how they believe there are only 44,000 or so spots in Heaven. I said "If there are only 44,000 spots, why are y'all out recruiting? Aren't you afraid someone you recruit might take your spot?"
The look on dude's face: priceless
WRONG. most JWs dont care about going to heaven anyway. the "great crowd" also mentioned in revelation, is what most will be. the group that lives in paradise forever on earth. (rev. 21: 3,4)So one time I was talking to a Jehovah's witness about how they believe there are only 44,000 or so spots in Heaven. I said "If there are only 44,000 spots, why are y'all out recruiting? Aren't you afraid someone you recruit might take your spot?"
The look on dude's face: priceless
144,000 annointed people will rule in heaven alongside jesus and the angels. that is the distinct chosen number of humans that will go to heaven. not jsut random joe n bob from down the street, but god appointed. nothing a human can recruit to do. and JWs dont recruit. simply they do what every religion does. preach what they are taught to others. Same way christianity spread thousands of year ago. its YOUR choice to be a part or not. I stopped going in 2006 because it just wasnt for me. and from what i was taught, im dead when Armageddon hits. and if its true, ive accepted that fact.
but JWs ultimate goal is to live forever on earth in a paradise like garden of eden. except the whole earth will look like that.
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