Heaven has reached capacity...

[quickdodge®]

Note even sure if this is a serious question.

Not so much as a joke or anything. Just a (sort of) humorous food for thought.

What are you doing putting heaven and reason in the same sentence?

What are you doing questioning me?

Even though I know you are joking, Ill answer your question with another equally rediculous one. How big do you think a soul is and how big do you think heaven is?

How do you know I'm joking? And by the size of a couple of apparitions I've "caught" on camera, some can be a bit big.

Lol, something like HeavenlyFACEBOOK.com or godspace.com

Hahahah. Later, QD.

[TSiFTW]

This shit is deep.

[bu villain]

How do you know I'm joking? And by the size of a couple of apparitions I've "caught" on camera, some can be a bit big.

Good point. I once saw a ghost so fat he got stuck in the doorway.

[quickdodge®]

Good point. I once saw a ghost so fat he got stuck in the doorway.

I was being serious. Later, QD.

[bu villain]

I was being serious. Later, QD.

So was I...what, there can't be fat ghosts?

It's simple:

x = mass of a soul (kg)
y = density (m^3/kg)
n = number of dead people in heaven
z = volume of heaven (m^3)

% of capacity full heaven is = x*y*n/z

Now if only someone can tell me the values for x,y, and z.

[Total_Blender]

So one time I was talking to a Jehovah's witness about how they believe there are only 44,000 or so spots in Heaven. I said "If there are only 44,000 spots, why are y'all out recruiting? Aren't you afraid someone you recruit might take your spot?"

The look on dude's face: priceless

[quickdodge®]

So one time I was talking to a Jehovah's witness about how they believe there are only 44,000 or so spots in Heaven. I said "If there are only 44,000 spots, why are y'all out recruiting? Aren't you afraid someone you recruit might take your spot?"

The look on dude's face: priceless

I've heard that one many, many times. Later, QD.

[Total_Blender]

I've heard that one many, many times. Later, QD.

They used to come visit my mom like once a week. She didn't want to talk to them, but she's not the type to run people off either. At first it was two, then after the third of fourth time they started bringing a whole van-load, and visiting twice a week. Eventually I found out you could call their church and ask to be put on the "do not visit list". So I did that and my parent's haven't been visited since.

[JDMbabe]

So one time I was talking to a Jehovah's witness about how they believe there are only 44,000 or so spots in Heaven. I said "If there are only 44,000 spots, why are y'all out recruiting? Aren't you afraid someone you recruit might take your spot?"

The look on dude's face: priceless

[PSINXS]

So one time I was talking to a Jehovah's witness about how they believe there are only 44,000 or so spots in Heaven. I said "If there are only 44,000 spots, why are y'all out recruiting? Aren't you afraid someone you recruit might take your spot?"

The look on dude's face: priceless

WRONG. most JWs dont care about going to heaven anyway. the "great crowd" also mentioned in revelation, is what most will be. the group that lives in paradise forever on earth. (rev. 21: 3,4)

144,000 annointed people will rule in heaven alongside jesus and the angels. that is the distinct chosen number of humans that will go to heaven. not jsut random joe n bob from down the street, but god appointed. nothing a human can recruit to do. and JWs dont recruit. simply they do what every religion does. preach what they are taught to others. Same way christianity spread thousands of year ago. its YOUR choice to be a part or not. I stopped going in 2006 because it just wasnt for me. and from what i was taught, im dead when Armageddon hits. and if its true, ive accepted that fact.

but JWs ultimate goal is to live forever on earth in a paradise like garden of eden. except the whole earth will look like that.

[Total_Blender]

Good point. I once saw a ghost so fat he got stuck in the doorway.

[bu villain]

Whoa! That's him!