Troo story. It would happen like this...
Cthulhu would be all like
and GKtib would be all like
then Cthulhu would get busy with GKtib like this
Then to save the world (and to a lesser extent GKtib's anus) I would challenge Cthulhu to a rock off.
and we would battle mightily...
Until at last I smote the beast, saving all of mankind.
Then after Cthulhu was defeated GKtib would be a sad, having never felt love like that before.
