I prefer ghetto ass, hole in the wall strips clubs.

I do not like the options given in this thread.

Oasis was fun about 6-7 years ago..

The Pony is always to damn pack and your $20 table dance will not make it far..
Everytime I go to the Pony and get a lap dance, a 4 minute songs feels like 45 seconds.
Plus, all ATL Guido's are always there.

GUIDO EXAMPLE