Quote Originally Posted by okra1981
My mom refused to get me a subscription to Playboy when I was in high school, she said that it was child abuse, I told her that I'd only be abusing myself, true story.

I don't think that any god gives a rat's ass about us playing with ourselves, it's like when your dad catches you doing something like that, he may not shake your hand for a few weeks, but he still loves you and knows that your a good person.
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