Damn God has a SERIOUS ego problem.
"I'm God. Let me create some things. I'll then create some other things to ensure that those things live... ohhhh... 85 years or so. I'd let them live longer, but shit I get tired of the same things stroking my ego. I need new things to be born so that they can stroke it as well. During that time on this rock, those things that I created MUST tell me that I'm the shit and praise me. And if those fuckers don't - I'll kill 'em. Why?
B/c I'm GOD bitch!!"
Makes sense to me.