Serious question is serious, but you may LOL anyway
constipation, how do you get rid of it.
let's say you've take 4 aloe vera (natural laxative) two days back to back all at once...
the first day you took the 4 aloe vera's you also ate raisin bran
then you start drinking that 48 hr diet, its been over 12 hrs and you haven't gotten practically anything?....
what do you take? and dont post Taco Bell or a particular food, cuz that just dont work
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this is a cereal question
load up on prunes. salt water should do the trick also from what i hear. make sure ur drinkin enough water (shit tons).
this is some shitty advice by the way, but should do the trick lol
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Greens and water.......
oh, and Magnesium Citrate with lots of water. You will be clear in about 3 hours, trust. At your local drug store or Wal-Mart.
They make medicine for this kind of thing...I know it's a longshot, but you may want to try it.
this shit works wonders , i know ,lol , make sure you are near a toilet!
the only time I used a few teaspoons of mineral oil, just downed the teaspoons then like an hour or two later it was game over
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just eat a bunch of frosted mini wheats. The fiber in that always makes me go no matter what.
i saw the miralax...but seriously i think it maybe too weak..but i'm going to try that magnesium citrate. because i still havent done shit yet..no pun intended..or maybe lol. thanks for the insight...i mean they told me to tell u guys thanks for the insight
When taking the magnesium citrate, DO NOT ATTEMPT TO LEAVE THE HOUSE W/O THESE:i saw the miralax...but seriously i think it maybe too weak..but i'm going to try that magnesium citrate. because i still havent done shit yet..no pun intended..or maybe lol. thanks for the insight...i mean they told me to tell u guys thanks for the insight
2 table spoons of Min oil GOOD LUCK
lawlz i was expecting this 48 hr diet to make me stay home...ive been at work, with no problems...i havent even farted out the officeWhen taking the magnesium citrate, DO NOT ATTEMPT TO LEAVE THE HOUSE W/O THESE:
I have used this stuff several times and it tastes fairly good. I clean myself out about 4 times a year. Keeps me fresh, ahah. Anywho.. Put it over some ice and prepare for war!i saw the miralax...but seriously i think it maybe too weak..but i'm going to try that magnesium citrate. because i still havent done shit yet..no pun intended..or maybe lol. thanks for the insight...i mean they told me to tell u guys thanks for the insight
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On a serious note. There could be something wrong and if this doesnt work you need to see a doc. Continually loading up on laxatives can cause you to become seriously dehydrated and you wouldnt want to pass out driving behind the wheel or anything.
I hope it helps.
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have a raging bull ram you in the uterus while you are somersaulting thru the air..........that always cures the backorder of shit!!!!
real talk. just eat a lot of fiber, it will help immensely. I was constipated back in the 7th grade cause of a shitty eating habit and i ended up having to get an enema at the emergency room. there is stuff called milk of magneisa that helps with that as well. if you havent been having good bowel movements as of late you might want to think about adjusting your diet up man.
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u would know lolhave a raging bull ram you in the uterus while you are somersaulting thru the air..........that always cures the backorder of shit!!!!
thank you giant and BNT...i'm going to get the magnesium stuff tonight...its either that..or perish..i'd kinda rather perish than be broke though
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only thing i saw in your post was ciara
Drinking 2 teaspoons of sea salt in a quart of water should do the trick.
seasalt is readily available at walmart or any grocers right? im going to try that magnesium citrate first, seems like its going to yield the results i need right now...
Must not be that bad. Its been a day and you havent gotten it. Let us know how the "relief" was.. haha.
Only two men ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. Defend your rights or lose them forever.
You are gonna die by the bowl of the toilet.......at least you fought the good fight, lol.
i wouldnt mind dying..but it'd have to be a quick death
lol naw i'm waiting til thursday when i get off of work to take it. its suppose to rain friday so i cant clean any cars
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