You didn't have my god up there...
His name is Raptor Jesus.
So I picked the closet thing to my beliefs (pastafari)
Christianity
Islam
Hinduism
Buddhism
Rastafarism
Judaism
Paganism
Confucianism
Shintoism
Pastafarianism
Discordianism
I only pray to Dionysus/Bacchus
Satanism
Automobilism
Scientology
None - I'm going to hell.
You didn't have my god up there...
His name is Raptor Jesus.
So I picked the closet thing to my beliefs (pastafari)