I follow the teachings of the great Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Christianity
Islam
Hinduism
Buddhism
Rastafarism
Judaism
Paganism
Confucianism
Shintoism
Pastafarianism
Discordianism
I only pray to Dionysus/Bacchus
Satanism
Automobilism
Scientology
None - I'm going to hell.
I follow the teachings of the great Flying Spaghetti Monster.