great (humoring) quotes!!!
"I don't know what we're yelling about!"
"Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart!"
"Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!"
"I ate a big, red candle."
"Where'd you get your suit? The toilet store?"
"I pooped a hammer."
"I ate a lava lamp once. It wasn't actually lava."
"(riding a bear) Look, I'm riding a big furry tractor."
"I love... carpet."
"I love... desk."
"I love lamp."
"I love lamp! I love lamp."
"I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I enjoy ice cream and a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me I have an I.Q. of 48 and that I am considered mentally retarded."
" I heard somewhere their periods attract bears. They can smell the menstruation."
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