where you from private?

texas sir!

holy **** only steers and queers come from tezas abnd you dont look like a cow to me

do you suck ****s?

no sir!

bull****! i bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose(sp)

you look like the kinda guy whod **** another guy in the ass and not even give him the god damn common courtset to give him a reach around