I can't control my dreams for sh*t. I always have weird dreams or just flat out nightmares.

The other night, I dreamed that I was just walking around, minding my own business when I tripped and fell. Suddenly, there's a f*cking prop airplane rolling above me and falling down slowly with the propeller spinning and getting closer. I get that "OMFG this isn't happening" gut-sinking feeling just as the blade starts to saw into my back and I spew blood and what-not everywhere. Then I woke up.

I hate dreams.