omg.. i laughed so hard when reading these posts like..

'its shiner he gathered, i told you rafael is fiesty one, he probably snuck out to go fight crime, came across a dude he couldnt handle and managed to get away with barely his life. '

'Hit the reset button on that turtles life and get a new one.'

'I would throw it up in the air, and laugh really loud when it hits the concrete floor.'

'hes probably just high'

'rub some dirt on it, it'll be fine. and it needs to get laid. turtle snatch has amazing healing properties.'

good luck with fixing your turtle!