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    Default Twas The Month Before Christmas (Yes, It's Religious...)

    I liked it so I thought I'd share...

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    'Twas the month before Christmas
    When all through our land,
    Not a Christian was praying
    Nor taking a stand.

    See the PC Police had taken away,
    The reason for Christmas - No one could say.
    The children were told by their schools not to sing,
    About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.

    It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say
    December 25th is just a ' Holiday ...'
    Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit
    Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!

    CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod
    Something was changing, something quite odd!
    Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa
    In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.

    As Targets were hanging their trees upside down
    At Lowe's the word Christmas - was nowhere to be found.
    At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears
    You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears.

    Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-is-ty
    Are words that were used to intimidate me.
    Now Daschle, Now Durbin, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen
    On Boxer, on Reed, on Kerry, on Clinton!

    At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter
    To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter.
    And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith
    Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace.

    The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded
    The reason for the season, stopped before it started.
    So as you celebrate 'Winter Break' under your 'Dream Tree'
    Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me.
    Choose your words carefully, choose what you say
    Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS, not Happy Holiday!

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    MERRY CHRISTMAS, to all

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    absolutely awesome! Merry Christmas!!

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    Happy Holidays...it's the PC thing to do
    Val for president!

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    Ugh

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    I mean, that's part of living in America. Everyone is entitled to their beliefs...yourself included. Your poem was cute. I'm sure a lot of people will appreciate it
    Val for president!

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    So Sears employees saying Happy Holidays and not Merry Christmas is infringing on your faith somehow? ...interesting.

    Merry Christmas!

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