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ahmonrah
i remember this one time i met this chick online, and after talking on the phone for a few days she convinced my to come to her crib....when we talked online we did the usual "whats your line of work...do you have any kids....blah,blah,blah....." so the "what do you look like...." portion came to being and i hear a black mans dream..."i'm 5'8" 150lbs, caramel complexion, DDcup, slim waist and round aZZ....." so i'm like BET!! ask for a pic...blah blah it's a face shot, and it looks like she aint fat, but arrange the visitation.
ask to meet in public (bail option!) she's like "it's ok if you come by, i'm a big girl and can handle my own if you try anything!" we laugh it off (i should've taken the hint "BIG GIRL" and ghosted on her...but fast forward to meet day.
i get to her crib, knock on the door and i hear "come in...doors open." same sexy voice i heard on the phone, walk in and the inside of the house is completely dark, all the blinds drawn and incense burnin, some slow **** on the radio, and this HUGE..HUGE...HUGE...HUGE...CHICK sitting side saddle on the couch. not wanting my nightmare to be real, after introducing myself, i immediately ask the whale on the couch while looking down the hallway where the bedrooms are "soooooo, is she in the back?" then i hear the voice, the one on the phone "i'm right here, silly!" nightmare confirmed. so i awkwardly sit on the edge of the couch WAYY on the other end and we sit and bull**** for a minute, and once she got comfy with me she started to try to work her mojo lol!! she looked at me and was like "why you sitting way over there? i dont bite! sit back and relax and listen to the music, want a drink?" she gets up and GAWD!! IF THAT WAS THE BIGGEST AZZ/BELLY I'VE SEEN IN LIFE!! AS IN HOLY BULGING BELLAY BATMAN!! no pants on!! she knew she was gonna get some ahmonrah lovin that day! as soon as she wobbled to the kitchen, i kewly got up and slid out the front door. i'm sure by the time my car shot off all she seen was dust....
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