lmaooooooooo QD that was hilarious. dont know if its true but with all those details im not arguing. nice!! haha +1 for you!

and i had betta fish and i fed him twice a day.
morning and evening. maybe your betta needs a female or 2, or maybe even 3 so he could choose which 1 he wants...(pimpin) kills the ones he doesnt want haha.

when i had my betta, i got him 3 females and he got pretty happy and swimming all over the tank...so try that and youll see a difference.