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    Default I think i'm dying

    I can't breathe, eat, move, drive nothing. And I'm new to the area and haven't got a doctor yet. Where are the walk ins and **** in Cobb???????

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    sounds like you have SARS

    forget the middle man...head straight to the funeral home

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    lol.. gene go get some cold medicine vag!

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    I tried to tell the ****** that it was just a yeast infection. He's over dramatizing the symptoms. Later, QD.
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    sounds like vaganitis , vagasil FTMFW , j/p , go get some theraflu , it tastes like poo , but works wonders
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    I got the wrong kind of douches :sad:

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    trust me , THERAFLU and a nice hot tottie will get ya feelin better
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    I might go to one of those min clinics at CVS.

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    Just snort a teaspoon of Wasabi, it'll clear you right up!!

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    Lol @ joking and kinda being serious also.

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    seriously reread post #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by 81911
    Lol @ joking and kinda being serious also.
    Who's joking? I'm being serious! Just eat it if ya have to.

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    Ok here is the plan. I'm going to get Theraflu, a hooker, Wasabi and going to the CVS clinic.

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    you forgot the hot tottie ,i personally like scotch in hot tea with a lil bit of honey
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    Quote Originally Posted by 81911
    Ok here is the plan. I'm going to get Theraflu, a hooker, Wasabi and going to the CVS clinic.
    lol, a hot tottie is a drink...

    /4 cup steaming hot, strongly brewed tea
    1/2 tsp lemon juice
    2 tbls good whiskey,
    good bourbon or try spiced rum!:-)
    1 tbls honey
    1 cinnamon stick
    1/4 tsp nutmeg (optional)


    Put all into large mug, stir with cinnamon stick!!

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    Lol @ me. Damn I don't have all those ingredients.

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    pick them up on your way to CVS
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    Good call. Hot shower time.

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    Robert you like scotch in everything from ice cream to spaghetti it doesn't matter lol

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    See you in hell, I'll be there shortly.
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    get some of that airborne **** and put like 5 tabs in a glass of orange juice and drink it all day ,i bet it will work

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maniaç
    See you in hell, I'll be there shortly.
    Really I could use the company!

    On Topic: Well if your near Smyrna look up Dr. Harvey D. Braunfeld, I think hes walk in, call ahead to be sure. His office is on Patmell Rd. like five minutes from Batlground. He's a pretty crappy doctor, but he's not affraid to throw lots of drugs at you!
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    He has an sr with cams and shit

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    feelin better bro?
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    O hell yea.

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    glad to hear it , you get yourself a hot tottie?
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    **** no, I tried but I'm terrible using recipes. I had ramen though.

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    Ramen is no substitute for scotch
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrunkEF'nScotsman
    Ramen is no substitute for scotch
    Quote Originally Posted by csmiths View Post
    He has an sr with cams and shit

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    Sounds like you got H I motha****in V....


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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Sounds like you got H I motha****in V....
    Trust Him...He Would Know...

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    dont worry, im in cobb too now and dont know diddly **** around here


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    I been taking Mucinex D and Theraflu. They kinda help. Kinda.

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    That is all.




    Oh & I hope you feel better honey.

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    A kiss would do the trick

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    Quote Originally Posted by 81911
    A kiss would do the trick
    i'm on my way...


    so was your gt banned or just expired???

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    Banned, I'm for the time being SisterFister911

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    Quote Originally Posted by 81911
    A kiss would do the trick
    Um... I do not want your aids.




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