lol @ this comment:

I'm thinking that whoever told this guy the old addage 'If you build a better mousetrap, people will beat a path to your door' left out the word 'better.' There's no way that I'm going to apply some untested goo to my tallywhacker, and hope that the baby batter is deflected from its mark! Cap'n Donger is supposed to be the applier of untested goo, not the applyee...

Another concern - is that thing going to blow off like one of those water-powered rocket toys when I deploy my soldiers? Or worse yet, is it going to force them to 'retreat?' Ouch!

I'm sticking with the good ol' 'latex windsock' models (instead of sticking to the new spray-n-pray, version). That stuff must have been invented by a disgruntled lesbian!!