... I voted before I read this thread.... I'm a damn good cook... my dad had professional culinary training in his younger days and has taught me a lot.

And according to kayfunk, he can "see the saturated fat dripping off my face", and I "must have had to stop for breath two times while typing this because it takes so much work to move my fatass fingers".

He hasn't learned that big girls hit harder than small ones.... yet...