As I tell my wife, the cure for PMS is as follows...

Ask your lover, spouse, BF or significant other to engage in vigorous butt sex with you. This releases endorphins in the area of the 'taint', they spread through the vagina to the uterus and thereby relieve cramping, irritability, irrational behavior, and other symptoms. Its true!
Plus your man will enjoy the added benefit of having you face away from him, perhaps with face in a pillow, thereby relieving him of hearing about your symptoms straight to his face.























Hahahaahhh....my wife is an RN so she didnt buy into it either.