I hate to always be on my soapbox because in real life I'm really an easy going happy guy.......but I'm going to make an exception here because it's obvious your parents knew as much about birth control as you do now....

Isn't sex ed still a required subject in school? Hell, my 13 yr old has to take it in middle school. Aren't some of you numb nuts past the 7th grade yet???

#1. Do you know what they call people that use the Delta method??? PARENTS. "Pulling out" is about as safe a contraceptive as just letting it go inside of her. Have none of you ever been taught that you have some semen come out BEFORE you actually blow a wad? Besides, how good does it really feel for either of you to finish your business on the sheets or on her belly??? This method is for the lazy and uneducated soon to be parents or at an abortion clinic.

#2. The pill works only if you take it. Many times due to a ton of possible reasons, the pills make the girls sick. Helllooooo, that's a sign you should go back to the DR. and tell him/her that they need to change your dosage/prescription. There are a bunch of different pills available now. I'm sure one is out there for just about everyone. Find it. Drink it. Don't skip it and double up. If you just absolutely positively have to have sex while it's still not fully effective because you are in the middle of switching or missed taking it......WRAP IT UP FELLAS. It's not that damn hard.

#3. Use a damn condom. It's doesn't "feel" as good, but how does your HAND "feel"???? A lot worse than the real thing with a condom on, right??? Be smart. If you aren't ready to put on a condom and be a little less satisfied that one time when you are finally getting some play......then you sure as HELL aint ready to be a parent either.....DUHHHHH!!!! So let's look at the options and see.....shall we?

On one hand, I can get the full effect....half nut- half pull out and HOPE that she doesn't get pregnant because I can't hardly afford to change the oil in my car let alone a CHILD.......OR......I wear a damn condom and get laid all the damn time without the worry of having to pull out in time nor get her pregnant. Hmmmmmm....... ......hard choice?? NOT HARDLY.

Yes, I know condoms break. It is highly unlikely and certainly infinitely less likely than "pulling out" or the ole catholic "rhythm method".

Please young people be smart. Use your damn head. It's all fun and games until someone gets pregnant unexpectedly. Get laid all you want, but be smart about it. Think about STD's. Think about unwanted pregnancies. Can you afford either? Then why be stupid about busting a nut? It is a great feeling, sure enough. But I'm sure it was a great feeling to all AIDS patients and single mothers too......

Birth control is not just up to the woman in the equation. Men have to be proactive and protect themselves too. Don't be a fool. Use your head.....the bigger one.....

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