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    Default Have they found a better way for STD testing?

    For guys, I mean. I'm about to get my regular checkup, and I was just wondering if I should be looking forward to the q-tip so I can cringe and scream in pain for the few days following wishing the woman that tested me would burn in hell...or have they found a new way?

    Just curious what I have to look forward to...
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    Damn..guess none of ya'll get normal checks. Sheesh. I feel over-safe, now.
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    normally i dont bang loose whores that i dont know and generally when they tell me "i got tested 6 months ago" and they have satyed with the same person for awhile, im not to prompted to go get my stuff clogged up....


    plus my nuts dont itch so im pretty good i suppose
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steveo
    normally i dont bang loose whores that i dont know and generally when they tell me "i got tested 6 months ago" and they have satyed with the same person for awhile, im not to prompted to go get my stuff clogged up....


    plus my nuts dont itch so im pretty good i suppose
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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Steveo again.
    Quote Originally Posted by Rican219
    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!

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    lol i mean, unless i develop a random rash, burning while pissing, or my nuts start itching really bad, i dont care

    plus i passed my last one with flying colors...i got a HIV+
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    LoL, nice. I dont' know, I just get checked every now and then just in case. And I'm not too worried cuz I haven't been with anyone too loose. TOO...loose...LoL

    EDIT! LoL, I originally put "I'm too worried" Please note...I meant I'm NOT too worried, LoL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steveo
    lol i mean, unless i develop a random rash, burning while pissing, or my nuts start itching really bad, i dont care

    plus i passed my last one with flying colors...i got a HIV+
    On the note of flying colors....you mean like a rainbow?
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    double bag that shit son
    Quote Originally Posted by Rican219
    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JokerTypeR
    For guys, I mean. I'm about to get my regular checkup, and I was just wondering if I should be looking forward to the q-tip so I can cringe and scream in pain for the few days following wishing the woman that tested me would burn in hell...or have they found a new way?

    Just curious what I have to look forward to...
    you could do the "Round-about A.I.D.S" test. call up a friend and ask the if the know anybody with aids. if they say NO then you can say "Cool, cause you know me. So I guess I don't have AIDS. Sweet!"
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    True. But where's my sig?!! (lol)

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    Quote Originally Posted by {X}Echo419
    you could do the "Round-about A.I.D.S" test. call up a friend and ask the if the know anybody with aids. if they say NO then you can say "Cool, cause you know me. So I guess I don't have AIDS. Sweet!"
    lolwtflmao
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    Quote Originally Posted by {X}Echo419
    you could do the "Round-about A.I.D.S" test. call up a friend and ask the if the know anybody with aids. if they say NO then you can say "Cool, cause you know me. So I guess I don't have AIDS. Sweet!"
    Buahahahahahaha

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