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Here's one...You know you are a Miata owner when you bend down to check the tire pressure and your thong peeks out from your jeans!Quote:
Originally Posted by simontibbett
Lol, an old school meet looks like the 24 hours of Lemons.
Lol, a spec miata race looks like.....can anyone complete this?
Here's a good one...You Know you are a Miata owner when you bend down to check the air pressure in your tire, and your matching red thong peeks out from your jeans.
dude yall cant hate on miatas any more. i traded my Z for one today :ninja:Quote:
Originally Posted by rt132kp61
Cool now you and simontibbett can go gay off with each other!...Just kidding. You better not have traded for a Gheyata.Quote:
Originally Posted by Major Motion
dude dont hate seriously. its such a fun lil car to drive. just needs a few things. has a bit of body dammage to it. and a top. but its all good :D
Paint that shit pink, ride around throwing skittles at everyone, while yelling, Taste the rainbow bitches!
LOL a Spec Miata race looks like 50+ cars going head to head banging doors with factory Mazda support? :???: Making it one of the biggest classes in club racing, actually THE biggest.Quote:
Originally Posted by rt132kp61
The thong joke sucked :gay: lol
You're making this too easy. Maybe this joke is funnier...
A spec miata race looks like 50 drivers going "head to head" and "banging into each others rearend." Sounds like many "loads" of fun. :goodjob: Do you guys race around the clubs in midtown? lmao.
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Originally Posted by simontibbett
Keep trying lol. Miata gay jokes are old though and a real car enthusiast knows Miatas and knows they aren't gay.Quote:
Originally Posted by rt132kp61
Miata gay jokes are old, but they are still funny! I'll drop it. after this one last stab...I know, as you stated above, a real car enthusiast knows that miatas aren't gay. I agree. The cars aren't gay, the owners are!!!
Seriously I'll stop now.
Yeah I am so gay. I'll suck your dick and cum swap your wife.Quote:
Originally Posted by rt132kp61
Ooooh, that's disgusting! Lol. My wife is really fat and ugly, I won't even hit it. But go for it if it will "cure" you from Miataisms.
LOLOL.Quote:
Originally Posted by rt132kp61
lol... you guys are funny.
when you don't have an ECU
and dont forget the teddy bear wheel for it.:headslap:
Eh huh what?Quote:
Originally Posted by TK_SON
When they don't even know what your car is.
When you tell them your car only has 2 injectors.
When you open the door, the car plays a song.
You have automatic shoulder belts.
You car has a rich, and forgotten, history.
See signature.
When your 2ton vehicle wasn't even considered a 'mid-size'.
When your dash doesn't read "unleaded fuel only".
When you speedo only goes to 85 (1980s only).
When you only have two wiper speeds: fast and faster.
When you're amazed to have rear-defrost and its actually just a heater fan blowing on the glass.
When pull a knob on the dash to cut your lights on instead of twisting the turn signal arm.
All I can think of right now.
You know your old school when...
you use an outhouse
When you have to give your car a pep talk, in the morning, while trying to start her up.
"Come on, you can do it. Just a little more. Let's try this again. We can make this happen."
^^ lulz. i do that everytime i start my car. Flooding ftl.
Ronals....Quote:
Originally Posted by simontibbett
http://www.potn.co.uk/blog/wp-conten...eddywheels.jpg
When your car fails on the highway, and you can wiggle a wire, or pull a fuse from one area of the car and replace the burned out run and have the car fire right up
You entire interior lights up orange
When 14s are considered big wheels.
EF Hondas only have 2 injectors on DPFI.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stormhammer
LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by rt132kp61
You know you are oldschool when---
There is no damm factory cupholders
when you walk in the tag office, they automatically know you are going to need a VIN check
My 83 is fuel injected. Must be special :D lol
when you get asked "what kind of car is that?" everytime you go anywhere. sometimes i want to make a big big sticker that says IT'S A DATSUN!!! or toyota crown, but most peaple around here just think it's a dodge dart :???:
That's not old school, that's just lots of cars.Quote:
Originally Posted by tiksman
You know your old school:
1. When you have something constantly draining your battery
2. When your throttle cable keeps popping off
3. When you turn your steering wheel and the car doesn't turn so you turn the wheel somemore, then finally the car goes.
4. When it takes 3 tries to shut your door
5. When all your dash gauges don't work, and you rely on aftermarket ones.
6. When you go up a hill and down, the fuel gauge fluctuates dramatically
7. When you get dizzy from inhaling exhaust fumes, cause your car is either to rich or tooo lean. Or when your eyes are burning and watering.
8. When you fix one thing, you find another problem.
Damn my Z and the passanger side mirror!
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Originally Posted by F8d2Blk
You fail... My car is a 73 and does none of that.
Most of these problems I inherited when I bought the car.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brian*
You know you are old school when you don't necesarilly buy a certain drink because you like it so much as you buy it because shape of the container fits well in between the seat and the e-brake.
When you have to fill up at the same gas station every time because most modern gas pumps don't have enough bend on the pour spout to fit down your filler tube.
When every part under your hood came from a model of car other than one you have.
When you get waved through the entrance line at pull-a-part whether you paid the admission fee or not:ninja:
lol i like the filler tube one.
you know your old school when......
your wipers only work on dry days
all the speeds on mine are the same lol
Or the only best spot for a drink is in betweeen your legs and it better have a lid. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Total_Blender