Señor Thinkfast, because Im gangsta like that and an all-around swell guy
Nemesis, he's got the all boy band flavor America is lookin for (mostly fagg-ettes)
Brett, he has that Taylor Hicks thing goin (plus he's 99% favored in the mature crowd of 55+)
Yosef, he will scare you into voting w/ threats of jihad
YOSEF LIKES CAMEL COCK W/ DUNG