taking a dump at work?

[2.0civic]

Who here does it?

I just ate a 10 pc nugget from wendys with a large chili and bacon and cheese potatoe and i gotta hold it cause i cant take a dump thinking im going to fog out the place.

Anybody else weird about sitting on the can at work?

[BluesClues]

I don't sit on public toilets unless I place a lot of tissue down. Sometimes you just have to go and you can't control where you are at the moment. When my stomach starts to crampin and my stomach starts hurting, I can't hold it anymore. I have to go right then. I am only human. I mean damn isn't that what toilets are for?

[2.0civic]

I don't sit on public toilets unless I place a lot of tissue down. Sometimes you just have to go and you can't control where you are at the moment. When my stomach starts to crampin and my stomach starts hurting, I can't hold it anymore. I have to go right then. I am only human. I mean damn isn't that what toilets are for?

yeah but chili and greasy nuggets are a bad combo for insane amounts of stinkage...not trying to fumigate the place.

[Brett]

Who here does it?

I just ate a 10 pc nugget from wendys with a large chili and bacon and cheese potatoe and i gotta hold it cause i cant take a dump thinking im going to fog out the place.

Anybody else weird about sitting on the can at work?

Honestly, I do what I can to not do it at work. I will hold it all day if I have to, But sometimes as you know, When your body wants it out, We gotta get it out, so on those days I go down to the 2nd floor....LOL. I dont like using the one on our level, Dont want people seeing me come out of the stall in case I stunk up the bathroom..LOL

[2.0civic]

Honestly, I do what I can to not do it at work. I will hold it all day if I have to, But sometimes as you know, When your body wants it out, We gotta get it out, so on those days I go down to the 2nd floor....LOL. I dont like using the one on our level, Dont want people seeing me come out of the stall in case I stunk up the bathroom..LOL

EXACTLY lol and i dont want to go next door cause their bathroom is next to the bar lol...i knew i shouldnt have got the potato..that overkilled but shit was SOOO good

[BluesClues]

yeah but chili and greasy nuggets are a bad combo for insane amounts of stinkage...not trying to fumigate the place.

So you have two choices

1. Shit on yourself
2. Stink up the bathroom


The choice is yours

[eViLMunkey]

Screw holding it, be the brown bomber and let it loose. . That or with that combo you're more likely to shart your self

[Jimmy B]

i do, but my work is also in my basement... so i have 3 bathrooms i can pick from!!!

[2.0civic]

yeah lol i might leave here for a few minutes and go take a dump at teh shop i work at part time and come back so i dont kill it here

[BluesClues]

You will probably shit yourself before then

[Mr_Mischif]

So you have two choices

1. Shit on yousef
2. Stink up the bathroom

FTW!

[Kyle]

I worked at a golf course so it was always interesting. Right where we sit and hand out golf balls there is a shitter, but if you do it there you have to smell it for a long time, and it's technically a womens bathroom. The one they want us to use is run down, smells horrific and has no door on the stall. So I never shat (that's the past tense for shit by the way) at work.

Some of my co-workers would go to there houses cause they lived on the course.

[Black Mamba]

LOL.. man, i shit at work every damn morning..

[00CIVICSI]

yea...i blow it up at work but i remember High school i would hold it all day.

[STI LOVER]

haha, i don't care here. I just spray a lot of Lysol, and when ppl walk in they are always coughing because of all the lysol I spray.

[STI LOVER]

yea...i blow it up at work but i remember High school i would hold it all day.

haha, I used to be like that too, unless it was during weight training, then I would use the locker room.

[Hektik]

i shit at work .... becasue im the only one there and i get the entire offce to my self so its great.....then again when i was in the Navy i had to shit in the bathroms on the boat so there really isnt anyplace that is any more disgusting to me than that so its whatevers...


ps this thread is very personal and nasty

[2.0civic]

yea...i blow it up at work but i remember High school i would hold it all day.

lol we used to go to the feild house...LOL after 5th period there would be a line of guys waiting to drop a duce cause the bathrooms there where so nice

[Kyle]

yea...i blow it up at work but i remember High school i would hold it all day.

Wow I thought I was the only one. I hated school toilets. I thought college would suck to but we lucked out and got the only room with a toilet on East Campus.

[STI LOVER]

LOL.. man, i shit at work every damn morning..

[GTMule]

Dumping on the clock is better than doing work.

[Slowboy]

Yeah i would hold in in high school too. Ha, I took a shit when i got here this mornig, in 2 minutes ago i droped some more kids off at the pool. But then again we are a small business, and its a new building, and customers only go in when they ask, then when there done i get clorox whips out, and clean that hell outta the whole bathroom. Plus we have nice toilet paper, i cant afford.

[eViLMunkey]

Yeah boat toilets are the worst, but yeah think about it, you're getting paid to dump lumber if you do it at work!

[Slowboy]

hell yeahz

[Killer]

i work with the same two dudes everyday, one is my room mate...

if i gotta dump... i dump..


i used to be scared to dump anywhere but home.. and i'm still skidish some places.. but u save urself a lot of pain just getting over it, and droppin the cosby kids off at the pool when need be.

just do some double/courtesy flushing mid ways through, helps with the smell..

strike a match too.. it def works.. or buy some "PURE CITRUS" it's awesome...

[Maniaç]

All the time..... but only in the customer's restroom. Much cleaner and only one person can go inside at one time.
I usall go in the mornings or a night.... two a day. haha

Feels weird but will feel weirder if i were to hold it in. L0L

[Mr_Mischif]

Wow I thought I was the only one. I hated school toilets. I thought college would suck to but we lucked out and got the only room with a toilet on East Campus.

QFT.

[thinkfast®]

this thread is actually a repost, I made a post in the original one stating that I love leavin dumps at work.. its actually calm and relaxing in my company sponsored toilets, we have enclosed stalls and soft jamz 98.2 playin, some crap like that


anyways its exciting and noone has to wonder if I'm shuffling cards in the stall or tryna squeeze a sailboat out my ass, cause its all private.. sometimes when I aint had no vegetables in a while the doo doo dont slide like its supposed to (thats what make the doo doo slide, the vegetables) so I gotta grab a butt cheek and stomp a couple times (that usually hurts a lil tho)

+1 all around for the YES

[thinkfast®]

matter a fact after eating the double stack @ wendys just a lil while ago myself, it has caused my bowels to move in such a way that they seem to be upset, so I will excuse myself from IA for about 15 min

brb

[typerek]

i use to use the nurses bathroom at school

[thinkfast®]

I bomb toilets at will.. even at unknown guests houses

[2.0civic]

matter a fact after eating the double stack @ wendys just a lil while ago myself, it has caused my bowels to move in such a way that they seem to be upset, so I will excuse myself from IA for about 15 min

brb

After the inspring rendition of stomp, i think im going to go bomb away

[B16a2 Civic]

i was about to, we have nice bathrooms here, but i like teh comfort of my own apartment to drop off the browns at teh super bowl, drop the kids off at teh pool, drop some turtle heads

[Maniaç]

this thread is actually a repost, I made a post in the original one stating that I love leavin dumps at work.. its actually calm and relaxing in my company sponsored toilets, we have enclosed stalls and soft jamz 98.2 playin, some crap like that


anyways its exciting and noone has to wonder if I'm shuffling cards in the stall or tryna squeeze a sailboat out my ass, cause its all private.. sometimes when I aint had no vegetables in a while the doo doo dont slide like its supposed to (thats what make the doo doo slide, the vegetables) so I gotta grab a butt cheek and stomp a couple times (that usually hurts a lil tho)

+1 all around for the YES

Ummm..... still haven't seen a rep point from you. Just letting you know L0L

[PRiMAdonna]

this thread is hilarious... bwahahahahahha.......
a lot of people are really particular about where they will and won't take a dump...
if you gotta go you gotta go... nah mean?

[thinkfast®]

I like cuttin that loaf a bread, pinchin that loggerhead, turtlehead stickin out just aint cool ya know.. it just feels refreshin. Im bout to lose about 5 pounds fellas, brb

[Mr_Mischif]

I bomb toilets at will.. even at unknown guests houses

Latino Bomber!!

[PRiMAdonna]

this thread is actually a repost, I made a post in the original one stating that I love leavin dumps at work.. its actually calm and relaxing in my company sponsored toilets, we have enclosed stalls and soft jamz 98.2 playin, some crap like that


anyways its exciting and noone has to wonder if I'm shuffling cards in the stall or tryna squeeze a sailboat out my ass, cause its all private.. sometimes when I aint had no vegetables in a while the doo doo dont slide like its supposed to (thats what make the doo doo slide, the vegetables) so I gotta grab a butt cheek and stomp a couple times (that usually hurts a lil tho)

+1 all around for the YES

omg you are too much!!!!!!!!!!!

[2.0civic]

HAHAHA thats funny..Girls are all like I need to lose 3 pounds im like hell, i do that dropping a duece

[B16a2 Civic]

yeah, i like slidding into to home, firing teh employees from teh chocolate factory, givin tootsie rolls to teh kids, you know