Quote Originally Posted by Julio
You had to take a mega shit...and you are driving.. trying to rush to make it home or the nearest rest stop or gas station.. .your stomach is about to explode.. pain.. you cant even sit straight... and all of the sudden you have blue lights behind you?


Would you stop? What would you do?
i'd pull over...roll down my window...and tell the cop i'm about to shit my pants....if he doesn't believe...i'd go ahead and shit my pants (i got a steam cleaner at home)....then yell:

"LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO TO MYSELF!!"