Over 12 car accidents and 2 motorcycle accidents. I don't know where I put the picks though.

Broken arm, leg, foot, toes, fingers, stitches, broken ribs, herniated disc in neck from whiplash, lower back surgery with (2) 3 inch titanuim screws installed, bone graph surgery on my hip, periformis release on right buttox, and nerve damage byiotch.

I got ran over by an 18 wheeler! Whatcha got on that?