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  1. 12-31-2006, 07:53 PM #1
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    Default WEAR A CONDOM TONIGHT!!

    According to public records, October 5 is the most common birthday in the USA, which makes New Year's Eve the date of conception. Be careful tonight, everyone! We do NOT need anymore Brett's or THINKFASTS or BTLFEDs or MrKIDDS on the planet.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birthday
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    i will be wearing one.
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    damn right!!!! we dont need "any babyj's running around" ...... b
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    Quote Originally Posted by vtecgsrguy
    damn right!!!! we dont need "any babyj's running around" ...... b
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    Ha! That's my best friend's b-day. I'm going to give her a hard time about that now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J
    According to public records, October 5 is the most common birthday in the USA, which makes New Year's Eve the date of conception. Be careful tonight, everyone! We do NOT need anymore Brett's or THINKFASTS or BTLFEDs or MrKIDDS on the planet.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birthday
    so now its 10 months that people are preggo?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J
    According to public records, October 5 is the most common birthday in the USA, which makes New Year's Eve the date of conception. Be careful tonight, everyone! We do NOT need anymore Brett's or THINKFASTS or BTLFEDs or MrKIDDS on the planet.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birthday

    ummm, i think that you are wrong in this one... unless the pregnancy period for the public record was 10 months and 5 days...
    as far as i now the normal pregnancy period is 9 months and 10 days= 40 weeks.
    and yes, wear the sombrero tonite, if you dont want your kids birthday to be september 10, like mine is!
    Yes, i was a consecuence of the new year madness, but i can live with that!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by soplocar
    ummm, i think that you are wrong in this one... unless the pregnancy period for the public record was 10 months and 5 days...
    repost lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by soplocar
    ummm, i think that you are wrong in this one... unless the pregnancy period for the public record was 10 months and 5 days...
    as far as i now the normal pregnancy period is 9 months and 10 days= 40 weeks.
    and yes, wear the sombrero tonite, if you dont want your kids birthday to be september 10, like mine is!
    Yes, i was a consecuence of the new year madness, but i can live with that!!

    all i have to say to u is Jan 5 deadline
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    I'm wearing a condom right now!
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    im so glad fucking other guys in the ass doesnt create kids, my black dick is ready to rock tonight
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    Quote Originally Posted by LiL PaKi
    all i have to say to u is Jan 5 deadline

    the deadline has expired... its a done deal, like i told ya, it would be 10 days or less!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hulud
    so now its 10 months that people are preggo?
    Actually 40 weeks = 280 days which would put you at Oct. 7th. So a new years conception is highly possible.
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  16. 01-01-2007, 02:12 AM #16
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    ya sep. 5...*sniffles* I was an accident...o w/e
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    THATS WHY YOU FUCK THEM IN THE ASSHOLE...NO PREGNANCY FTW
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    Quote Originally Posted by b18hatch
    THATS WHY YOU FUCK THEM IN THE ASSHOLE...NO PREGNANCY FTW
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    Quote Originally Posted by Infinite
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    Always go by your sex alias keep you our of trouble and never ever give that cunt your number
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    OMG that is my husband's birthday LOL
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    lolwned
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    just pull out and nut on thier back problem solved
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    lol thats my lil brothers bday
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    Pregnancy is calculated as 40 weeks from the date of the woman's last period, or 38 weeks from the time of fertilization. Therefore if you're saying a fertilization date of January 1, the due date of the baby would be September 23ish.

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    lmfao

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    do it in da butthole no problems FTW!!
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    eh i was bon on june 17th..i was conceived in a van, and i was a accident as well....
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    or you could have your girl on some type of birth control, prefreably the shot or have them fixed....that's they way my last ex's were..
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