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    Quote Originally Posted by ahmonrah
    ^^^that's why i used the thumb first....wasnt my fault she didnt catch the hint!! j/k....nah...nah i'm not.
    Yeah...actually that was a pretty good hint, I guess thats why he doesn't come any where near my ass....with anything

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    I think any orifice on a womans body is fair game. JP.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyle
    I think any orifice on a womans body is fair game. JP.
    dont lie..you arent kidding....damn techies
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    Quote Originally Posted by b18hatch
    dont lie..you arent kidding....damn techies


    What mouth, ass, pussy......
























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    dont forget nostrils
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    LOL, this thread is funny ..

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    Especially the nostrils.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    How fucked up would it be if she grabbed the toy threw it in your ass, gave you a reach around and then donkey punched you...

    That'd suck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lilmama6259
    OK I want to know how the hell your supposed to relax knowing someone is about to shove something up your ass? Just a question because me and my fiancee have tried it a couple times and that shit hurts.....
    Thank you Thank you Thank you! I agree 100%!!!!!!!!
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    ia freaks coming out of the woodworks
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    Quote Originally Posted by lilmama6259
    Yeah...actually that was a pretty good hint, I guess thats why he doesn't come any where near my ass....with anything
    nah mean??! people always forget, i'll tell them what my intentions are, if they dont listen or take me seriously, they usually end up fucked(or fucked up) and amazed!



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    Quote Originally Posted by 1SICKLEX
    hahahhahahahahhahahahahaahah
    you just now seeing that ?! his comment has had me crakkin up since he posted it!!



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    Quote Originally Posted by b18hatch
    dont forget nostrils
    yeah, those are the ports the seamen...oops semen leave the submarine at. nevermind the panting while sayin "open ya mouf", dont say shit and when she turns around and closes her eyes ready for a protein shake, ShOOTERZZZ!!! RIGHT UP THE NOSTRILS



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    I just think its fucked up how guys think its hilarious to shove their dicks up girls asses but when we do it to them they get pissy....

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilmama6259
    I just think its fucked up how guys think its hilarious to shove their dicks up girls asses but when we do it to them they get pissy....
    no. mama. i dont think it's hilarious. i think it's rather comical when you inform them and they dont object, or catch the hint. we are just kidding about most of what we said. well.....i'm serious about everything except the cumshot in the nostrils thingy.



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    *disclaimer*
    no assholes were hurt during the creation of this thread. while some may be as a direct result of THIS thread later, in the words of one louisiana rapper "IT AINT MY FAULT!"



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    Oh sorry I didn't mean for it to come out like that, I am talking about guys in general! I definately am not talking about you because you started off with the thumb...that normally leads to anal....

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    nah, i'm enjoying this. i know you werent directing it at me. i just wanna keep this thread rolling til the REAL assholes come in here!



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    haha, alright I just didn't wanna make anyone mad without meaning to

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    ahh.....dont worry about gettin anyone in here mad...ithey soft if they do get a little upset about anal sex. IMHO, if you tried it, but dont like it and you know that for a FACT. never do it again. but if you like it and maybe it hurt, but dont wanna be labled a quiter, NEVER GIVE UP! lol



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    I dont care to get anyone mad, as long as its on purpose. lol. But yeah when it comes to anal I would rather be called a quiter than do it again lol.

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    Anal is the shit! A good titty fuck and then slip it in when shes not paying attention! However last time I tried (doggy style) all it did was push her off the bed
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1SICKLEX
    WHO THE HELL ASKS THEM? JUST DO IT!
    +25 hell ya thats how you do it!!!

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    um... no thanks
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    ^ dayum girl you obviously love it in the ass

    wanna date? i mean mate...!

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    lmao for the record that's not me... i just don't want a gaping asshole like that - i like it tight too and plan on keeping it that way

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    Quote Originally Posted by DnBmama05
    i just want a gaping asshole
    you just a dirty girl

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    Quote Originally Posted by admin
    you just a dirty girl

    don't tell everyone!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DnBmama05
    don't tell everyone!

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    I think Im gonna try the thumb next time I get some, and see were it goes. Ill prob. get to fuck a girl in the pooper.

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    probably not... unless your dick is as big as your thumb

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilmama6259
    I just think its fucked up how guys think its hilarious to shove their dicks up girls asses but when we do it to them they get pissy....
    If a girl has a dick to stick in my asshole, I don't wanna be fucking her to begin with!


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    this was the funniest sex thread in a while!! i was a damn fool, although honest here!



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    this thread bores me, the fuck the highschooler thread is so much better!





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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    If a girl has a dick to stick in my asshole, I don't wanna be fucking her to begin with!
    yeah that would be fucked up......but I was talking about a dildo or hell even one of our fingers...which btw I think is really fucking nasty but whatever floats your boat....lol

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    damn...this thread was wayy longer than i thought it would get
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    Quote Originally Posted by b18hatch
    damn...this thread was wayy longer than i thought it would get
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    Quote Originally Posted by lilmama6259
    yeah that would be fucked up......but I was talking about a dildo or hell even one of our fingers...which btw I think is really fucking nasty but whatever floats your boat....lol
    I've had a girl stick a finger in my ass once.

    Not even gonna lie.

    I've also had my asshole licked, it feels damn good.


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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    I've had a girl stick a finger in my ass once.

    Not even gonna lie.

    I've also had my asshole licked, it feels damn good.
    thats just totally disgusting.





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