My girl just told me this story:

Her Friend (girl that works at a hospital) went out to eat w/ a co-worker (Jeremy)

After they finish eating, they get up to leave and a guy approaches her co-worker and asks:

Guy: Is your name Christopher?

Co-worker: NO ...(that's his middle name btw)

Guy: is your name "Jeremy Christopher"

Co-worker: NO (Being a Smart ass)

Apparently Jeremey though that this guy was trying to pull something.

Anyway, after the get back to work Jeremy notices that his Wallet is Missing..

STUPID ASS MOTHAFUKKA!!!