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    Default Killer squirrel's *Beware*

    Russian squirrel pack 'kills dog'

    Squirrels have bitten to death a stray dog which was barking at them in a Russian park, local media report.

    Passers-by were too late to stop the attack by the black squirrels in a village in the far east, which reportedly lasted about a minute.

    They are said to have scampered off at the sight of humans, some carrying pieces of flesh.

    A pine cone shortage may have led the squirrels to seek other food sources, although scientists are sceptical.

    The attack was reported in parkland in the centre of Lazo, a village in the Maritime Territory, and was witnessed by three local people.

    A "big" stray dog was nosing about the trees and barking at squirrels hiding in branches overhead when a number of them suddenly descended and attacked, reports say.

    "They literally gutted the dog," local journalist Anastasia Trubitsina told Komsomolskaya Pravda newspaper.

    "When they saw the men, they scattered in different directions, taking pieces of their kill away with them."

    Mikhail Tiyunov, a scientist in the region, said it was the first he had ever heard of such an attack.

    While squirrels without sources of protein might attack birds' nests, he said, the idea of them chewing a dog to death was "absurd".

    "If it really happened, things must be pretty bad in our forests," he added.

    Komosmolskaya Pravda notes that in a previous incident this autumn chipmunks terrorised cats in a part of the territory.

    A Lazo man who called himself only Mikhalich said there had been "no pine cones at all" in the local forests this year.

    "The little beasts are agitated because they have nothing to eat," he added.
    "I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."

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    DAmn that shits old..... its most likely a repost....

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    why they gotta be black??
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    those black squirrels are freaky little bastards.
    when my buddy "played" crossing gaurd in bosnia they would mess up the barracks roofs and crap, and cause all sorts of havoc. That is until a shoot on site was issued to thin out the local population! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eric-Aristo-
    those black squirrels are freaky little bastards.
    when my buddy "played" crossing gaurd in bosnia they would mess up the barracks roofs and crap, and cause all sorts of havoc. That is until a shoot on site was issued to thin out the local population! lol
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    TO THE RIGHT, TO THE RIGHT; CLICK THE X AT THE TOP TO THE RIGHT
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    Haha killer squirrels.

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    THE END IS NEAR

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    Fuck guard dogs. I am getting me like 20-30 squirrels and starve those bitches and put little shock collars on them, and train them to protect my yard in exchange for meat
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