What the hell is wrong with women?? :rant:

[HvyArms]

I'm not even going to waste everyone's time with specifics, I'm just looking for an answer than half-way makes sense. Why do women do stupid shit?

Why do women go through your phone looking for a girls number, then when they find it they cry? If you dont wanna see it, WHYTF are you looking for it? If you can't handle it being there, WHYTF are you looking for it? If it's gonna make you cry, WHYTF would you do it?

Why do women say, "You just want a friendship? I'm fine with that actually.". But get jealous when you talk to other women, or want to see other women? It's not like I said: Hey, I only want a friendship with every woman there is. All I said was that I just wanted friendship with YOU! Muthafuk

Why do women say, "Oh really, your Ex used to do what? Oh wow, that's crazy. I'd never do that". Then 2 months later, THEY'RE DOING THE EXACT SAME SHIT THAT THEY SAID WAS CRAZY??

Why are women so irresistable, but so damn uggggggggh. They do shit, that makes you wanna find their brother, or their dad, and kick HIS ass. Sonuvabigrrrraaaargh



Can we discuss this for a second?

[hemi]

Because they can... They have poooosy powers!

[CHADbee]

cause the are physco maybe?

[mocha latte cupcake]

cause girls are nosey as hell, its irritating, i've come to the conclusion that all women only want to be the only female in your life. period. except aside from family. either way they like to fight, i think its a secret turn on in which case they never express it cause then they are too mad to do anything. but don't try to go into their phone, cause thats an invasion of their privacy. its a stupid insecure ho thing. all girls do it, and the ones that don't should be cloned.

[HvyArms]

Because they can... They have poooosy powers!

that's not even remotely fair though.

[AlliRae]

we like to make you think we don't care ... but we really do... we are sensitive. I dunno... girls are crazy that's why i don't hang out with them much... too much drama.

[HvyArms]

cause the are physco maybe?

bUT THEY ALL SWEAR THEY ARENT'

[HvyArms]

cause girls are nosey as hell, its irritating, i've come to the conclusion that all women only want to be the only female in your life. period. except aside from family. either way they like to fight, i think its a secret turn on in which case they never express it cause then they are too mad to do anything. but don't try to go into their phone, cause thats an invasion of their privacy. its a stupid insecure ho thing. all girls do it, and the ones that don't should be cloned.

Hmm, I agree. I think that all men should be obligated to invest in a Sane Woman Cloning Device (SWCD). I've got $27.00 to put in the pot right now

[Tasuki_Civic]

you just fuck wit tha wrong chicks cuz believe me you find the one you like all those other chicks in ya phone you would have deleted.

Because they can... They have poooosy powers!

and yea that too

[LiL PaKi]

bUT THEY ALL SWEAR THEY ARENT'

hahhahahahaha ...

[HvyArms]

we like to make you think we don't care ... but we really do... we are sensitive. I dunno... girls are crazy that's why i don't hang out with them much... too much drama.

GSR, I appreciate the response, but I gotta rip you.

First of all this right here:
we like to make you think we don't care ... but we really do... we are sensitive.
is the root of all crazy. If you care, why are you trying to pretend you don't? Doesn't your mind say 'mmm I could be wrong, but I dont THINK that this is the way to get what I want'? You KNOW you're sensitive, so why do oopid stuff? It's like sticking your hand in fire, you already know it's gonna hurt, why would you do it then? Do women like to hurt themselves? And...if you're the one who stuck your hand in the fire, then you're the one who burned it. Dont blame me for it, I was just watching.


And then this:
girls are crazy that's why i don't hang out with them much... too much drama
is what all girls say. Minus the "I dont hang out with girls' part. Maybe it's just me, but I've found that the women who dont have women as friends, are usually the craziest ones.

[HvyArms]

you just fuck wit tha wrong chicks cuz believe me you find the one you like all those other chicks in ya phone you would have deleted.



and yea that too

Why can't I have friends? Why is it always "It's not YOU that I don't trust, it's HER"? Why do I have to ex-communicate myself with friends who have been around for years, for some woman I really like, but has only been around for a few months?

[Tasuki_Civic]

GSR, I appreciate the response, but I gotta rip you.

First of all this right here:
we like to make you think we don't care ... but we really do... we are sensitive.
is the root of all crazy. If you care, why are you trying to pretend you don't? Doesn't your mind say 'mmm I could be wrong, but I dont THINK that this is the way to get what I want'? You KNOW you're sensitive, so why do oopid stuff? It's like sticking your hand in fire, you already know it's gonna hurt, why would you do it then? Do women like to hurt themselves? And...if you're the one who stuck your hand in the fire, then you're the one who burned it. Dont blame for it, I was just watching.


And then this:
girls are crazy that's why i don't hang out with them much... too much drama
is what all girls say. Minus the "I dont hang out with girls' part. Maybe it's just me, but I've found that the women who dont have women as friends, are usually the craziest ones.

guys are the same way...believe me.

[HvyArms]

guys are the same way...believe me.

Hmm, yeah I've heard that. But I don't think any of my friends are like that. Could be wrong, I dont have to deal with their emotions. But that leads me to another point. Men who do crazy shit, are like, just crazy. There's no explaination for it, son is just nuts. But women who do crazy shit, are having a bad day, or just emotional, or whatever. Unfair yo

[HvyArms]

cause girls are nosey as hell, its irritating, i've come to the conclusion that all women only want to be the only female in your life. period. except aside from family. either way they like to fight, i think its a secret turn on in which case they never express it cause then they are too mad to do anything. but don't try to go into their phone, cause thats an invasion of their privacy. its a stupid insecure ho thing. all girls do it, and the ones that don't should be cloned.

YOU LEFT ME ALONE WITH THAT 2 TOOTH CRACKHEAD. you're still not forgiven

[SniperJoe]

YOU LEFT ME ALONE WITH THAT 2 TOOTH CRACKHEAD. you're still not forgiven

Damn, what did JM do?

[Tasuki_Civic]

Hmm, yeah I've heard that. But I don't think any of my friends are like that. Could be wrong, I dont have to deal with their emotions. But that leads me to another point. Men who do crazy shit, are like, just crazy. There's no explaination for it, son is just nuts. But women who do crazy shit, are having a bad day, or just emotional, or whatever. Unfair yo

haha you have a point...and yea you never know what really happens behind closed doors as far as friends or pple go

[Hulud]

cause the are physco maybe?

WTF is physco?

you mean psycho?

[Firefightin_tC]

Why can't I have friends? Why is it always "It's not YOU that I don't trust, it's HER"? Why do I have to ex-communicate myself with friends who have been around for years, for some woman I really like, but has only been around for a few months?

Amen to that shit.

After awhile, we guys just stop giving a shit...I'm reaching that point slowly but surely.

[{X}Echo419]

ya see the problem here is that women have what we call "Brain Damage". and when someone has the "brain damage" it causes them to do things that...well, don't make sense.
for example it all started with the 1st woman. although her "brain damage" wasn't bad it was bad enough to start a "snowball" effect. ya see this woman had to go screw everything up by eatting an apple because some damned snake told her to. little did she know that this particular type of fruit accelerated the "brain damage". so instead of all of enjoying a life in Utopia we're here. dealing with even more women with even Worse "brain damage"

[thinkfast®]

BOTTOM LINE IS ITS HOW YOU PLAYIN YOUR CARDS... THE FACT IS YOU LET HER GO THROUGH YOUR PHONE, YOU LET HER TALK TO YOU THAT WAY, YOU LET HER ASK STUPID QUESTIONS.

ASSURE HER THAT SHIT AINT GOIN ON, OR IF IT IS BE UP FRONT W/ IT.. IF YOU GOTTA TELL HER MORE THEN ONCE, YOU AINT DOIN IT RIGHT! SHE CANT DO NOTHIN BUT RESPECT YOU, AND IF SHE GOT PROBLEM W/ YOUR ACTIONS, THERES THE DOOR, KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN? TIME TO KICK ROCKS... I CANT LIE, I USED TO HAVE THEM KINDA PROBLEMOS, BUT I PUT THAT SHIT TO A STOP I'D SAY ABOUT SUMMER '97, HAVENT STOPPED SINCE.. BEEN ON A ROLL ACTUALLY

GOOD LUCK THO

[HvyArms]

Damn, what did JM do?

We were at a BP. Standing there, waiting on Mr Nem, Yousef, and Ran, and then some dude walks up saying his a Desert Storm veteran and asking for change. So we're both talking to him, then all of a sudden JM gets kinda quiet. Next thing I know, he starts kinda inching away towards where the other guys were. So I turn to face the guy asking for change, because I dont like sketchy people standing beside me, and JM JUST WALKS OFF. So he left me there with dude, he coulda kidnapped me or anything.

[HvyArms]

BOTTOM LINE IS ITS HOW YOU PLAYIN YOUR CARDS... THE FACT IS YOU LET HER GO THROUGH YOUR PHONE, YOU LET HER TALK TO YOU THAT WAY, YOU LET HER ASK STUPID QUESTIONS.

Because she's an attractive woman, and I'm attracted to attractive women. So even when she's doing dumb stuff, you're still like "damn you're fly!". "Always running your mouth, but God look at your lips" What can you do?

[thinkfast®]

WHAT CAN YOU DO? WHAT CAN YOU DO??? BE A MAN. YOU GOT THE BALLS, SHE DONT.. I DONE KICKED DIMES TO THE CURB FOR LESS, ITS HOW YOU HANDLE YOURSELF, AND YOU OBVIOUSLY AINT GETTIN THE WORD ACROSS! REGARDLEESS OF WHAT YOU TOLD HER SHE STILL GOIN AROUND LOOKIN SHIT UP, I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU GOIN THRU, AND SHE STINKS! TELL HER TO GET W/ THE PROGRAM OR KICK ROCKS, BOTTOM LINE CAUSE YOU AINT HAVIN IT!

CMON BRO YOU BETTER THEN THAT... ITS JUST POOSY

[SniperJoe]

We were at a BP. Standing there, waiting on Mr Nem, Yousef, and Ran, and then some dude walks up saying his a Desert Storm veteran and asking for change. So we're both talking to him, then all of a sudden JM gets kinda quiet. Next thing I know, he starts kinda inching away towards where the other guys were. So I turn to face the guy asking for change, because I dont like sketchy people standing beside me, and JM JUST WALKS OFF. So he left me there with dude, he coulda kidnapped me or anything.

Good work JM!

[HvyArms]

WHAT CAN YOU DO? WHAT CAN YOU DO??? BE A MAN. YOU GOT THE BALLS, SHE DONT.. I DONE KICKED DIMES TO THE CURB FOR LESS, ITS HOW YOU HANDLE YOURSELF, AND YOU OBVIOUSLY AINT GETTIN THE WORD ACROSS! REGARDLEESS OF WHAT YOU TOLD HER SHE STILL GOIN AROUND LOOKIN SHIT UP, I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU GOIN THRU, AND SHE STINKS! TELL HER TO GET W/ THE PROGRAM OR KICK ROCKS, BOTTOM LINE CAUSE YOU AINT HAVIN IT!

CMON BRO YOU BETTER THEN THAT... ITS JUST POOSY

True true, but if she leaves I might cry.

[thinkfast®]

THAT RIGHT THERE, THAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BOYS AND MEN.. WHEN YOU BECOME A MAN YOU'LL KNOW

GOOD LUCK

[HvyArms]

Truth is, I havent cried since I was 5 and my grandmother died. But I hate hurtin chix feelings, and then there's the whole "hell hath no fury" thing. Ah well

[thinkfast®]

FUK THAT, YOU DUMP HER AND DUMP HER FAST. YOU THINK SHE GONNA THINK TWICE ABOUT YOU WHILE SHE'S GETTIN POUNDED BY THE NEXT DUDE?

CMON MAN

[Sport1.3]

BOTTOM LINE IS ITS HOW YOU PLAYIN YOUR CARDS... THE FACT IS YOU LET HER GO THROUGH YOUR PHONE, YOU LET HER TALK TO YOU THAT WAY, YOU LET HER ASK STUPID QUESTIONS.

ASSURE HER THAT SHIT AINT GOIN ON, OR IF IT IS BE UP FRONT W/ IT.. IF YOU GOTTA TELL HER MORE THEN ONCE, YOU AINT DOIN IT RIGHT! SHE CANT DO NOTHIN BUT RESPECT YOU, AND IF SHE GOT PROBLEM W/ YOUR ACTIONS, THERES THE DOOR, KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN? TIME TO KICK ROCKS... I CANT LIE, I USED TO HAVE THEM KINDA PROBLEMOS, BUT I PUT THAT SHIT TO A STOP I'D SAY ABOUT SUMMER '97, HAVENT STOPPED SINCE.. BEEN ON A ROLL ACTUALLY

GOOD LUCK THO

WHAT CAN YOU DO? WHAT CAN YOU DO??? BE A MAN. YOU GOT THE BALLS, SHE DONT.. I DONE KICKED DIMES TO THE CURB FOR LESS, ITS HOW YOU HANDLE YOURSELF, AND YOU OBVIOUSLY AINT GETTIN THE WORD ACROSS! REGARDLEESS OF WHAT YOU TOLD HER SHE STILL GOIN AROUND LOOKIN SHIT UP, I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU GOIN THRU, AND SHE STINKS! TELL HER TO GET W/ THE PROGRAM OR KICK ROCKS, BOTTOM LINE CAUSE YOU AINT HAVIN IT!

CMON BRO YOU BETTER THEN THAT... ITS JUST POOSY

This should be a fucking Sticky in the relationship section. I totally have been there too. Now if i sense the slightest bit of wack job in them, i make like a catholic and pull outta that shit Quick like!

Heavy, take TF's advice and man up. She isnt worth that kinda crap believe me, no girl is. just pull the cord man, pull the cord!!!

[HvyArms]

FUK THAT, YOU DUMP HER AND DUMP HER FAST. YOU THINK SHE GONNA THINK TWICE ABOUT YOU WHILE SHE'S GETTIN POUNDED BY THE NEXT DUDE?

CMON MAN

actually, they've been known to call out my name years later.

[MR. 200SX]

My girl has a few issues here and there like any other person but she never looks into my phone and I don't look at hers. When she starts looking into mine I'm going to start looking into hers plus I always carry the phone with me even when I get up from bed to pick up the remote. It's just my privacy and it doesn't mean that I'm hiding something.

[jon360]

man fuck that and man up...women in the atl are everywhere...and just imagine in other cities....come on dude...get it together...bet you wont be singing this tune once she gets with the next man that puts his foot down....shit, she might like you to put your foot down every now and then.. and if you dont...the next man will!

[HvyArms]

Alright, for the record, noone looked into my phone. No girl picked it up, and went through the phonebook looking for numbers. That was an example of something silly, that I've known women to do. To go looking for something, that they don't even want to find, then feeling all hurt when they find the very thing that they've expended x-amount of energy to find. Just makes no sense.

I dont need to 'put my foot down', because it's not even necessary. Besides, foot down or not, women are nuts.

[mocha latte cupcake]

ok so let me formally apoligze to the imported swede type R lol. dude i was like come on man follow my lead that crack head is gunna cut you or something run man run! i was hoping you'd follow my lead, but i mean hey, i would have bought him a ham sandwich and some crest but thats just me, and only as a last line of defense, you're the one who was like man sure maybe a got a quarter lol. plus i think he liked you lol

[HvyArms]

ok so let me formally apoligze to the imported swede type R lol. dude i was like come on man follow my lead that crack head is gunna cut you or something run man run! i was hoping you'd follow my lead, but i mean hey, i would have bought him a ham sandwich and some crest but thats just me, and only as a last line of defense, you're the one who was like man sure maybe a got a quarter lol. plus i think he liked you lol

The funny thing, is that I saw you looking off towards Nem and Ran. I was looking at your face most of the time. I could tell you were about to break, so I'm thinking, 'alright maybe if I engage this guy in conversation, then Nismo will be cool'. Oh but no, Nismo bailed the f out lol. It was funny actually. You're the one who gave him the change, that made him stick around.

[mocha latte cupcake]

damn me and my change. lol you shoulda been like look i know you like the swede speed and all that but seriously, dude, you got like 3 teeth, a whole in your jacket and you're talking to me a this great article you read in the AJC while be coverd up on a bench with the comics around you to keep warm, i got love and all but dude come on seriously

[HvyArms]

Yeah he did have like 3 teeth, it looked like his top row was saying "A town doooown". But one of the teeth was gold, or like dirty sterling maybe. Plus it had a picture, or a letter or a palm tree or something on it. After you left, I entertained myself by trying to figure out what it was. Then he started trying to show me his ID, I was like "dude I'm not the cops, I dont need to see that". If that happens to you and I again, I'm leavin your ass quick. I'm just gonna point the bumm in your direction and bounce.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

BITCHES AIN'T SHIT BUT HOES AND TRICKS

[HvyArms]

Women are great. Love'em, yup