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    Default Officer O'Neal... Bwahaahaa !

    It might be hard to disguise that 7-foot-1, 325-pound frame, but the Miami Heat center with a fascination for law enforcement says he wants to be an undercover officer when he retires.

    O'Neal, recently sworn in as a U.S. deputy marshal, has joined a Department of Justice task force that tracks down sexual predators who target children on the Internet.

    O'Neal is becoming familiar with the techniques and software that officers use to track down the predators, said Miami Beach Police Chief Don De Lucca. He spends hours on his home computer, logging into the police network.

    "I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet," O'Neal said recently.

    Raised by a stepfather who was an Army sergeant, O'Neal has been interested in police work since he was a teen. Two of his uncles worked in law enforcement.

    "He'd be a great undercover guy," De Lucca said. "Obviously, we're not going to send him out to buy dope, but he can do surveillance, he can do Internet crimes. He has an incredible thirst for information, he's street-smart, and he's a communicator and leader."

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    that would be scary as hell to see him walking up to your car at night

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    undercover my ass......

    heres how it would go
    O'Neal: can i buy some crack
    Me: no Shaq, i dont sell drugs
    O'Neal: ok, bye * slams me *

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    Old news, he actually did a lil ride along back when he was in LA.


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    His big ass cant possibly be anything undercover, espically with the fact he is 1 a celebrity and 2 being posted all over the place as a potential undercover cop.
    :boobies:

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    He can be like John Salley was in Bad Boys, cept hopefully minus the thick ass glasses lol.

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    ^^^ John Salley was in Bad Boys?

    I met him and Aziah Thomas @ a basketball camp. It was bad arse, Salley was doing all kinds of dunks and Aziah was shooting 3's like a lay up. I won some B-ball shoes like 16 yrs ago from them and that camp and they never gave them to me lol.

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    kinda hard to become a "undercover agent" when your spreading the news about it all over the place huh?!?!


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