So folks, my last 3 weeks at my job...
LOL So this is my last three weeks at my job. Im moving on to bigger and better things, so here is my question. My boss is out after this week and wont be back until January, which I will be long gone. Any ideas floating around in your heads on things I should do?
nothing, that is if your using them for a reference
Val for President
kill thyself in the name of The Yousef...Originally Posted by Mr. Nemesis
Any ideas floating around in your heads on things I should do?
that would be cool
Val RIP
Im not talking about something illegal
And my boss is probably going to get canned at the begginning of next year anyways.
oh well in that caseIm not talking about something illegal
And my boss is probably going to get canned at the begginning of next year anyways.
talk to DP he seems to do some funny shit to coworkers
Val for President
START MOVING RANDOM OFFICE SUPPLIES INTO YOUR VEHICLE DURING LUNCH BREAK
ALSO SNEAK OUT FILES, OR MOVE THEM AROUND, SNEAKY BASTARD
Just rearrange things, its the little things that make a diffrence.
steal all the chairs in the building
aluminum foil his whole office
If your boss isn't there, I would be taking 4 hour lunches...
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lol 8 hour lunches
Well... I would get on his PC and upload a fuck-lot of pr0n... if he wasn't sure to get fire yet.... then he'll definitely be after that one!
Maybe send some emails from his mailbox, to say, the owner, etc?
Try this one too:
[1] Turn his PC OFF
[2] Open bottle of super-glue and empty into heat-sink/fan
[3] Close case and put back PC... walk away
... ok so I'm a nerd, you wanna fight about it?
'05 RX-8/Shinka
It doesn't take a genius to mash the gas pedal... but can you drive?
take all co workers mouse balls
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.
you just like the balls aspect of it......
but im a fag.
Val RIP
Leaving Bellsouth? What ya moving up to? I plan on leaving mid to late 07, still trying to scheme up what I'll do for the last couple of weeks.. first thing on my list is to not hold back on customers and let them know whats really on my mind.
Full time photography now?
Move all his files on his computer to a hidden folder he will never find.
Superglue all the shit on his desk to the desk
Take the wheels off his chair.
Hide a raw fish in his office so he has a nice smell when he gets back.
go rollerblading during lunch time...
Now that has got to be the fucking dumbest thing I have heard all day long.
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I agree... WTF?
Here, hold my beer!
punch Marc Perrone in the face and tell him he's a sissy.
He left about a month ago to work at a different office. He hated this god forsaken place too.
ahh dammit. actually i figured he was gone by now but it was worth a shot. i'll just have to do it personally next time i see him
Go to everyones desk and take all there pens and pencils.
Lock your desk and break the key in it in the lock position.
Set up a screen saver with a password.
Blown your load in the water cooler.
Deflate the tires out of the trucks.
Take a dump on your managers desk while he is on a conference call.
leave hard boiled egg in his desk somewhere or something else that will stink just as bad when it rots bahhhhhhhh
-Go buy a dozen eggs from like publix or something and hide all the eggs in different places around his office or the entire floor. Soon enough, nobody will be able to stand it. If you want to double the fun, use two dozen.
-For all of the pens in the office, take them apart and take the spring out of them.
-Make some lemonade or juice, pour just a couple of drops on a desk, and wipe it all over the desk evenly. This would make for a rather annoying sticky desk.
-Move random things around. Say if two different people have different chairs, switch them.
-Change the program shortcuts in the Windows start menu so that they open different programs. Say he clicks Microsoft Word - and it opens Paint instead.
screw his secretary....if its a she then screw her too
lol that would be great...Well... I would get on his PC and upload a fuck-lot of pr0n... if he wasn't sure to get fire yet.... then he'll definitely be after that one!
Maybe send some emails from his mailbox, to say, the owner, etc?
Try this one too:
[1] Turn his PC OFF
[2] Open bottle of super-glue and empty into heat-sink/fan
[3] Close case and put back PC... walk away
... ok so I'm a nerd, you wanna fight about it?
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LMAO
move around the keys on the keyboard...it will really mess up the people that have to look at the keyboard.
But yeah, if it was me, I wouldn't do a thing, not even work.
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