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    Default Yousef Sucks!! :(

    I brought him my car today because he was going to put new wheels on it.

    And when I got back into it, I heard this ticking sound. So I jumped out and here is what happened...



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    haahahahha well maybe next time give him a blow job and that wont happen

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    I brought him my car today because he was going to put new wheels on it.

    And when I got back into it, I heard this ticking sound. So I jumped out and here is what happened...




    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! sHiFt pLus WoN 4 j000!!!!!1
    Quote Originally Posted by Rican219
    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ToyoChick05
    haahahahha well maybe next time give him a blow job and that wont happen
    Are you saying you gave Yousef a blow job?

    Dear god, it'd be like sucking a camel's foot...or something else small and hairy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ToyoChick05
    haahahahha well maybe next time give him a blow job and that wont happen
    SO YOURE SAYING YOU GAVE YOUSEF HEAD IN RETURN FOR WHEEL INSTALLATION?? HMMM LEMME KNOW NEXT TIME YOU NEED SOME WORK DONE
    Quote Originally Posted by Rican219
    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Are you saying you gave Yousef a blow job?

    Dear god, it'd be like sucking a camel's foot...or something else small and hairy.
    Quote Originally Posted by Rican219
    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!

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    bawhahhahahahahha yeah i gave him a blow job right in tha store in front of customers

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    Quote Originally Posted by ToyoChick05
    bawhahhahahahahha yeah i gave him a blow job right in tha store in front of customers
    An exhibitionist...

    I like that.

    Hi. Need those springs installed?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    An exhibitionist...

    I like that.

    Hi. Need those springs installed?
    YEA. AND IM GOOD AT CHECKING FLUIDS AND SUCH LMK
    Quote Originally Posted by Rican219
    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!

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    sure they come in next week

    only exception I dont like things in my ass

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    I brought him my car today because he was going to put new wheels on it.

    And when I got back into it, I heard this ticking sound. So I jumped out and here is what happened...


    I JUST NOTICED THAT CARS SAYS POLICE ON THE FENDER LOLOLOL
    Quote Originally Posted by Rican219
    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!

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    +1 for the thread.

    nvm it won't let me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ToyoChick05
    sure they come in next week

    only exception I dont like things in my ass
    I guess Halfbaked is assed out then!
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    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ToyoChick05
    sure they come in next week

    only exception I dont like things in my ass
    Not even my tongue?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Not even my tongue?!
    OMG HALFBAKED OVER HERE TRYNA TOSS SALADS!!! PLEASE REFRAIN BRO!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Rican219
    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!

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    LOL@thread

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    this thread has potential
    Val for President


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    LoL. . . thread starts yousef sucks. . . and now some one doesn't like things in there ass. . .LMAO @ thread

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    i agree...yousef does suck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TeeJay
    OMG HALFBAKED OVER HERE TRYNA TOSS SALADS!!! PLEASE REFRAIN BRO!!
    FRO RLY! Tossing salads FTL!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    FRO RLY! Tossing salads FTL!
    That's not what you said the other night when you were all like

    "HalfBaked come over, lick my asshole, it is lonely, please hun, I miss you!"

    SICKO!!!

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    lirl

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    That's not what you said the other night when you were all like

    "HalfBaked come over, lick my asshole, it is lonely, please hun, I miss you!"

    SICKO!!!
    Now everyone knows damn well that's not true, Mr. "everyone in the world has offered to reunite my engine with my Sentra but I am too lazy to take them up on it so I have no car."
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    Now everyone knows damn well that's not true, Mr. "everyone in the world has offered to reunite my engine with my Sentra but I am too lazy to take them up on it so I have no car."
    Now thats not true.

    I've been trying!

    The other day Bryant came over because we were going to go move the motor and put it together, but he forgot the key to open the bed of his truck so we went and ate dinner instead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Now thats not true.

    I've been trying!

    The other day Bryant came over because we were going to go move the motor and put it together, but he forgot the key to open the bed of his truck so we went and ate dinner instead.
    That's not what I heard.

    Tell ya what, if you want to do it around noon or before, we can put all of it in the back of my 4Runner and take it over there today. It's new, so it's clean, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.

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    so you get the motor in yet or what? Mine is gettin dropped in today...

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2
    so you get the motor in yet or what? Mine is gettin dropped in today...
    The engine and the Sentra arent even in the same place yet. Matt's a lazy ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.

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    lol alcohol and kennesaw hoes kill all motivation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2
    lol alcohol and kennesaw hoes kill all motivation.
    Let's see...

    -Bryant has offered
    -I told him I could use my friends Taco to take it
    -I offered to pull a utility trailer with it
    -And now I am offering to just throw it in the back of my 4Runner because it's only a 4 cylinder anyway

    Let's see what he says to this. I bet it's another excuse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
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    Generally I don't count past 10.

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    I was at work until now!

    If anyone would come right now I'd totally do it.

    I've tried to even use a friends hatch!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    I was at work until now!

    If anyone would come right now I'd totally do it.

    I've tried to even use a friends hatch!
    YOU'RE NOT PUTTING IT IN THE FUCKING EK!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rupertaker
    YOU'RE NOT PUTTING IT IN THE FUCKING EK!
    I was talking about the r32!

    Lets put sentra wheels on it! I have drag radials!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rican219
    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    I was at work until now!

    If anyone would come right now I'd totally do it.

    I've tried to even use a friends hatch!
    Well damn it, if you would have called me then I would have totally helped you out. Now I am all tired and stuff though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
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    Quote Originally Posted by ToyoChick05
    bawhahhahahahahha yeah i gave him a blow job right in tha store in front of customers


    it wasn't that good honestly....i've had better
    Val RIP
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yousef


    it wasn't that good honestly....i've had better
    ^real talk
    Val for President


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    yeah most asian girls suck at giving head...white girls ftw

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2
    yeah most asian girls suck at giving head...white girls ftw
    Val RIP
    Quote Originally Posted by Halfwit
    my only rule in life
    1: NEVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, DATE A GIRL OFF IA, OR TELL A GIRLFRIEND ABOUT IA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2
    yeah most asian girls suck at giving head...white girls ftw
    I've had good head from an asian before.

    Allen knew what he was doing.

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    hahahahahahaah

    dude i literally spit my beer out reading this.....hahahahha

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