My hand outs
i will call if i see potential..............
This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the __________day of________, 2006, by_____________,between_____________and___________ ____._____________________________________________ ___________________________________
THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPALS:
1. No sleeping over-unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
3. No calls before 9PM - we don't have anything to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" stuff - only sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions (i.e. where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask.
6. No plans made in advance- that is why you are called the "backup", unless you are from out-of town, then! it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.
7. All gifts accepted - money is always good.
8. No baby talk- however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business.
10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just sex buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.
12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
13. No falling asleep right after sex- It's over, so get your ass up, get dressed, and go to your home.
14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care. It is all about ME!!!
15. You can not borrow my car for any reason.
16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend."
17. Doggie style preferred position- the reason is less eye contact the better.
18. No Condoms, No Sex. carry your ass home.
19. Bring your own drink- I am not your liquor store.
20. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass.
21. If going to a hotel room, we either split the cost, or alternate who's paying......you pay this time, I pay next.
22. Don't bring any of your friends with you, unless they're going to join the party.
*EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS:
The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list.
In other words, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules.
__________________________________________________ ______________________________
Participating Party
Signature________________________
Date:____________________________
Participating Party
Signature_________________________
Date:_____________________________
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Originally Posted by Tasuki_Civic
but i really wanted to be your friend... 
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