nah i'm kidding, from one insomniac to another. the longest time i've stayed awake was 5 days str8. now i'm up for about 36-40 hours. i simply can't sleep. sometimes it's due to stress. sometimes i just can't sleep and when i realize it it's time to go to work again. but when i do get to sleep i crash hard. mostly on my off days. but some thing that helps me get to sleep is actually listening to music(slow) and i have one of those lamps that holds water misting and has colored leds that blink. that helps.