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  1. 11-28-2006, 12:04 PM #1
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    Default Cute Joke

    After a hot, hard day's work, Joe wanted to go to a bar to quench his thirst. The only place he could find was a gay bar. He walked up to the bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

    The bartender replied "There's one thing every man has to do here before getting served. You have to tell me the name of your penis."

    Joe thought it was a bit silly and asked the bartender what he named his. The bartender said " I named mine Nike...like you know... just do it!"

    So he thought about it for a few minutes then said " I got one... Secret." The bartender said "Why Secret?" Joe said "Well... it's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman."
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    hmm..



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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
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  4. 11-28-2006, 12:16 PM #4
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    Ok....next thread.
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  5. 11-28-2006, 12:22 PM #5
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  6. 11-28-2006, 01:40 PM #6
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    hrmmm......
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    go go gadget brett joke



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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  8. 11-28-2006, 01:43 PM #8
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    GET IT OUTTA HERE, IT STINKS

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  12. 11-28-2006, 02:37 PM #12
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    Well, I thought it was cute...and thats all that matters to Laura anyways!
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    ^^ SHE LIES
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    x2 evn if TF is a hater



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  15. 11-28-2006, 02:43 PM #15
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    huh?
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    its complicated..



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
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    GET HER OUTTA HERE!
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    *shows her the plank*



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
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    U talkin bout me???
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    yep..u want goggles?? so at least saltwater wnt get n ur eyes when ur trying to see whats eating ur leg



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    :kicks in ass:
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    I see you kallie...love you girl
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
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