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    Default Thanksgiving Joke

    A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious, and laced with profanity.



    John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying
    only polite words, playing soft music, and anything else he could think of
    to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.

    Finally, John was fed up, and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled
    back. John shook the parrot, and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.
    John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird, and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.

    Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a
    minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer.

    The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

    John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"

    HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
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    LOL....

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    lollerepost

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    I have a thanksgiving joke. I got up an hour ago, went to get some coffee in the kitchen and saw the cleaning lady had left a note on the fridge.

    "Mr "moms name" and family, Thanksgiving for you!

    Thanks"


    LOL, it brightened my morning/afternoon.

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    LOL bert you are a dork...
    grand prix.....

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    O M O L D P O S T ! ! !
    NY STAY HIGH !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSnail
    I have a thanksgiving joke. I got up an hour ago, went to get some coffee in the kitchen and saw the cleaning lady had left a note on the fridge.

    "Mr "moms name" and family, Thanksgiving for you!

    Thanks"


    LOL, it brightened my morning/afternoon.
    did you fuck the cleaning lady ??
    NY STAY HIGH !!!

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    ^Of course he did...
    Quote Originally Posted by Lucky SC
    so let me get this straight.
    u hate black people...
    so you went to africa?
    Quote Originally Posted by Psycho
    As a white male, I am genetically afraid of black people
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